Happy Friday, witches and wizards. I've got to tell you - my mornings are much more jolly since I made the purchase of one of those vibrating razor thingies - the Gilette Fusion or some such shit. Good golly willickers does that little sucker give you a close shave.
Now normally, I'm a three-blades-and-out purist, so I was loath to try any forms of hip, new shaving technology about which the scientists in the shaving field make announcements during the Super Bowl. It's getting ridiculous - there are just too many blades. This little bastard has five vibrating blades. FIVE blades! And they motherfucking vibrate! It was too much. As a good little Irish Catholic, I was raised to believe my skin is not worthy of such excess.
But word of mouth from a few friends and colleagues told me that I should give it a go. It was on sale at the supermarket, so I threw it into the old cart. I was skeptical, but I lathered up and popped the battery in. ZOWIE! My face feels like a baby's ass after a soothing acid peel. Go ahead - touch it. See? It's not so bad to touch another man.
Have a good weekend all and prepare thyself for Episode 5 of the Scamper Podcast bright and early on Monday morning.
Now normally, I'm a three-blades-and-out purist, so I was loath to try any forms of hip, new shaving technology about which the scientists in the shaving field make announcements during the Super Bowl. It's getting ridiculous - there are just too many blades. This little bastard has five vibrating blades. FIVE blades! And they motherfucking vibrate! It was too much. As a good little Irish Catholic, I was raised to believe my skin is not worthy of such excess.
But word of mouth from a few friends and colleagues told me that I should give it a go. It was on sale at the supermarket, so I threw it into the old cart. I was skeptical, but I lathered up and popped the battery in. ZOWIE! My face feels like a baby's ass after a soothing acid peel. Go ahead - touch it. See? It's not so bad to touch another man.
Have a good weekend all and prepare thyself for Episode 5 of the Scamper Podcast bright and early on Monday morning.
12 Comments:
Let me get this straight. So the difference is that your face feels like a baby's ass, instead of just a plain old ass.
My face always LOOKS like an ass, but now it feels like one too.
Thanks for the clarification, whoreballs.
Whoreballs.. another one to add to the lexicon?
Alena is my muse.
Whoreballs keep women of ill repute from eating one's woolen garments.
So those things really work, huh? I've been wondering if they were really worth the hype.
Gracias for the review, Brendan.
- Christobal
"Whore"
"Nun"
"Whore"
"Nun"
..
"WHORENUN".
(if anyone can find a video of this online, it'd be appreciated).
henry.
get it touch with me in regards to that video.
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brendan,
does this mean your mouth is your asshole? that would be fascinating.
does this mean your mouth is your asshole?
ATM?
ATM?
Henry, I have no idea what you mean by that, but I'm sure if it comes out of your mind it's absolutely filthy.
You assume correctly.
I won't elaborate, but I heard the term on Howard 100. And Richard Christy brought it up.
ATM?
exactly, but ew.
taking into consideration that you say your face is now like a baby's ass, you really shouldn't discuss this anymore.
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