It's the 20th of April. Happy Hitler's birthday and anniversary of Columbine and the Oklahoma City bombing and I'm sure most every other horrible tragedy that's happened throughout recent history. Let's cross our fingers and hope all the angry teenagers and white supremacists out there take it easy today, huh? As Vinny Shit on the Face would say, "Fucking white people, man."
If you haven't seen it yet, Henry Beguiristain from Aloud has once again masterminded another gem for our internet pleasure. In his twisted mind, it is HE not Tom Cruise who should rightfully be shooting genetic sludge deep into Katie Holmes' womanly crevice. And I agree - TomKat's got nothing on HolmesStain. Henry feels so strongly about it, he even made a t-shirt to promote the idea. That you can actually purchase. For reals.
I expect this little item to outsell all actual Aloud merchandise in droves.
T minus one day until the big Rumble finals. Get your tickets early - the other dude from the Foo Fighters is headlining. No, not that dude. The OTHER dude. He's just as handsome (if not more so) than the main dude, though.
Who's excited, bitches?
If you haven't seen it yet, Henry Beguiristain from Aloud has once again masterminded another gem for our internet pleasure. In his twisted mind, it is HE not Tom Cruise who should rightfully be shooting genetic sludge deep into Katie Holmes' womanly crevice. And I agree - TomKat's got nothing on HolmesStain. Henry feels so strongly about it, he even made a t-shirt to promote the idea. That you can actually purchase. For reals.
I expect this little item to outsell all actual Aloud merchandise in droves.
T minus one day until the big Rumble finals. Get your tickets early - the other dude from the Foo Fighters is headlining. No, not that dude. The OTHER dude. He's just as handsome (if not more so) than the main dude, though.
Who's excited, bitches?
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It's the 20th of April. Happy Hitler's birthday and anniversary of Columbine and the Oklahoma City and I'm sure most every other horrible tragedy that's happened throughout recent history.
Happy birthday to my Dad!
I'm so excited, I'm chafing.
Order today and you'll get a bonus DVD of The Gift, with me edited into the nude scene.
hahaha... is Henry joking?
is Henry joking?
no, that's the scary/amusing/hysterical/awesome thing about you henry.
you'd do just about anything.
Today is also my grandparents' 55 year anniversary.
Love the shirt. Think I can get a small for the Rumble show?
Happy opening day of "Patience" at MIT! ;)
KNOCK 'EM DEAD TONIGHT GUYS!!!!!
I will be there in spirit!
Today is also my grandparents' 55 year anniversary.
Love the shirt. Think I can get a small for the Rumble show?
If I could I'd bring a bunch for everyone and just hand 'em out, but it's only up on Cafepress. I'm broke, yo.
http://www.cafepress.com/bighen
I've set it at the lowest price they'll let me. Henry isn't looking for profit. Just Katie Holmes. Sweet, sweet Katie.
Henry, you're a sick, sick, bastard.
This is low.
Even for you.
My boobs are way better than Katie Holmes's, and you've actually TOUCHED them! What do you want that contaminated stick insect for?
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