When I congratulated Stacy for graduating this past weekend, I neglected to mention that she was studying photography and design. Clearly, our girl has a future so bright that even I've got to wear shades, as evidenced by this photo in which Stacy effortlessly turns my ugly mug into the Sexiest Guy That Ever Lived:
Seriously, have you ever seen a hotter picture in your life? I'm gorgeous! This wasn't even a posed photograph - it was all the perceptive eye of Ms. Stacy. That's talent, people. Hire this girl.
(See what I did there? In the guise of paying someone else a compliment on their art, I indulged in a little self-love and found an excuse to post the one photo ever taken of me that doesn't make me look like a cranky mongoloid with an overactive thyroid doing his impression of Alex Karras in Blazing Saddles. I'm truly insidious. Help.)
Speaking of sexy bitches, the "it boys" in Harris have a show at the Middle East Upstairs tomorrow night. The grapevine says it's Matt's birthday tomorrow, so someone's getting a spanking! Rumor has it that Scamper will stop by and play a set, say around 10:30 or so? Perhaps the excellent young band Baker will hit it with us. But you know what this show is missing? Canadians. What about Hospital Grade? They'll open the show with their signature brand of rock and roll and universal health care. Love those Canadians.
Kick off the holiday weekend in style with us, won't you?
Seriously, have you ever seen a hotter picture in your life? I'm gorgeous! This wasn't even a posed photograph - it was all the perceptive eye of Ms. Stacy. That's talent, people. Hire this girl.
(See what I did there? In the guise of paying someone else a compliment on their art, I indulged in a little self-love and found an excuse to post the one photo ever taken of me that doesn't make me look like a cranky mongoloid with an overactive thyroid doing his impression of Alex Karras in Blazing Saddles. I'm truly insidious. Help.)
Speaking of sexy bitches, the "it boys" in Harris have a show at the Middle East Upstairs tomorrow night. The grapevine says it's Matt's birthday tomorrow, so someone's getting a spanking! Rumor has it that Scamper will stop by and play a set, say around 10:30 or so? Perhaps the excellent young band Baker will hit it with us. But you know what this show is missing? Canadians. What about Hospital Grade? They'll open the show with their signature brand of rock and roll and universal health care. Love those Canadians.
Kick off the holiday weekend in style with us, won't you?
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Aqua Teen T-shirts get the ladies to where they want to go every time.
(See what I did there? In the guise of paying someone else a compliment on their art......
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Thank you, baby.
When I say "baby", I really mean hot sexy bitch.
I actually dig the Hawaiian tuxedo. A pretty cool gimmick just begging to be capitalized on.
When I say "pretty cool gimmick", I really mean hot sexy cool gimmick.
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Select one:
> Theatrical Release(PG-13)
Director's Cut (Unrated)
Does the Director's Cut have me vomiting and shaking with a fever about 4 hours after this photo was taken?
If so, it'll be one of the greatest erotic thrillers ever.
Does the Director's Cut have me vomiting and shaking with a fever about 4 hours after this photo was taken?
If so, it'll be one of the greatest erotic thrillers ever.
Both versions have that.
However, you're clothed in the Theatrical Release.
Henry, are you saying you want to see me naked? Or is the Theatrical Release enough for you already?
Henry, are you saying you want to see me naked?
If you're a woman, then yes. Yes I do.
If you're a woman, then yes. Yes I do.
Are you questioning whether or not I'm a woman?
Jesus, Henry!
Hey, I'm just trying to be careful here. For all I know, you could be some 54 year old dude with a penchant for stalking little boys like me on the interweb.
You know, like Unkie Brendo.
Hey, I'm just trying to be careful here. For all I know, you could be some 54 year old dude with a penchant for stalking little boys like me on the interweb.
You know, like Unkie Brendo.
First of all, I'm fifty TWO years old.
That is all.
Well, now that you mention it...
Do you wear Batman pajamas? Would you be opposed to the idea?
How about the smell of BenGay (no pun intended)? Does it turn you on?
Would you order a glass of water with some Metamucil with two straws and share with me?
What are your thoughts on changing adult diapers?
Wearing Batman pajamas is an "old person" thing?
Either that or a "Robin thing".
http://www.frankdecaro.com/recipes/photos/batman-and-robin/Batman%20Kiss.jpg
Wearing Batman pajamas is an "old person" thing?
I'm thinking she (I mean he) was just making sure that Henry is indeed a little boy.
I'm thinking she (I mean he) was just making sure that Henry is indeed a little boy.
Whatever - that picture of me is HOT!
That is a fine picture, Brendo. Nice work Stacy!
Brendan's a Bad Mama Jama.
Whatever - that picture of me is HOT!
I couldn't agree more.
Damn babe...you look downright buff in those black jeans. Stacy may be able to take some credit, but I'd say more goes to you for those hours at the gym. You look fantastic!
Very toight, like a toiger.
http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/austin-powers/goldmember.jpg
Damn babe...you look downright buff in those black jeans.
Tuxedo pants, baby.
i thought you kinda looked like Rick okasic form the CARS fame...
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