Ahhhhhhhh. That's the sound of me still kicking back, relaxing on my vacation. Jealous? Oh, I know you are. You know what I'm doing with my afternoon today? Going to the dentist to have a cavity filled! You know you want to be me. Admit it.
Even in my absence from the real world, I've tried to be good about the journal entries, but you'll definitely have to do without me tomorrow, pandas. It seems like it sneaks up on us every year, but it's time for Jim and Brendo's 3rd Annual Day of Fun! Fa fa fo!
Once a year, my buddy Madden and I blow off work and waste the day doing stupid shit, driving way too much and eating lots of delicious/terrible food. You can read all about last year's Day of Fun right over hnyaw. Go ahead and have a look - I'll wait.
Wasn't that terrific? Madden and I sure know how to party, don't we? Huh? Not lame at all, right? Right? (cough)
This year, we're adding a few rookies to the Day of Fun lineup. First off, our soon-to-be-hitched pal Hogg will be making his Day of Fun debut. Secondly and much more importantly, Madden has this cool new hand-held GPS system that we've named the Friendly Robit What Tells Us Where To Go and Shit. Madden and I are so excited by the presence of the Friendly Robit that we've already promoted it in the Day of Fun chain of command. That's right - there's a very well-defined hierarchy. I'm Captain of the Day of Fun (due to my undeniable leadership qualities), followed closely by my sidekick/co-pilot/gunnery sergeant Madden. Then, Friendly Robit is navigator/morale officer. Finally, Hogg ranks somewhere between "hostage" and "smallpox-ridden stowaway."
I'll try to get the 3rd annual Day of Fun photo essay up either Friday or Monday. Until then, all hail the Friendly Robit and may God have mercy on our souls.
Even in my absence from the real world, I've tried to be good about the journal entries, but you'll definitely have to do without me tomorrow, pandas. It seems like it sneaks up on us every year, but it's time for Jim and Brendo's 3rd Annual Day of Fun! Fa fa fo!
Once a year, my buddy Madden and I blow off work and waste the day doing stupid shit, driving way too much and eating lots of delicious/terrible food. You can read all about last year's Day of Fun right over hnyaw. Go ahead and have a look - I'll wait.
Wasn't that terrific? Madden and I sure know how to party, don't we? Huh? Not lame at all, right? Right? (cough)
This year, we're adding a few rookies to the Day of Fun lineup. First off, our soon-to-be-hitched pal Hogg will be making his Day of Fun debut. Secondly and much more importantly, Madden has this cool new hand-held GPS system that we've named the Friendly Robit What Tells Us Where To Go and Shit. Madden and I are so excited by the presence of the Friendly Robit that we've already promoted it in the Day of Fun chain of command. That's right - there's a very well-defined hierarchy. I'm Captain of the Day of Fun (due to my undeniable leadership qualities), followed closely by my sidekick/co-pilot/gunnery sergeant Madden. Then, Friendly Robit is navigator/morale officer. Finally, Hogg ranks somewhere between "hostage" and "smallpox-ridden stowaway."
I'll try to get the 3rd annual Day of Fun photo essay up either Friday or Monday. Until then, all hail the Friendly Robit and may God have mercy on our souls.
12 Comments:
Ah, the beard.
Bring the podmachine.
enjoy the day of fun. if you end up in maine again, wave to me as if i am the state of maine.
no, i'm not kidding. i want photographic proof. so there!
And get me some cotton candy.
That beard was so atrocious. I'm not a man.
"That beard was so atrocious. I'm not a man."
You look like...
You look like you. With a beard.
Gotcha.
While we know Brendan is away, shouldn't we all be planning something diabolical to unleash on him upon his return?
Keith is evil!
"And get me some cotton candy."
Oh yes! How could I forget?!
I give you an A for effort, darlin, but I'm still waiting for the fluffy bag of goodness.
Brandon Walsh said...
Keith is evil!
Well, to be fair, I only meant diabolical in the "make him want to quit the band" sort of way, not the "scar him emotionally" sort of way.
Like maybe just flood the basement again.
Not that I did it the first two times.
Intentionally.
To make him quit the band.
That beard...wow....just..wow....
Have fun!
I look forward to reading about your wacky hijinks.
I look forward to reading about your wacky hijinks.
i look forward to reading about how he FINALLY got me my cotton candy. (wink wink)
Oh absolutely! The cotton candy thing goes without saying! ;)
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