Happy Friday, mon frere jacques. Almost everyone in the known universe is skipping out of work today and I'm feeling positively lazy, so for the Friday rip-off, I'm going to be a full-out hack and hit you with a few quotes from the American version of The Office. If you haven't been watching this show, please start. I consider this a public service because this show is probably the funniest thing that's been on TV in years. I haven't laughed like this at a show since Newsradio went off the air.
Michael Scott: Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
Pam Beesley: I suggested we flip a coin, but Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course by saying that, she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her.
Dwight Schrute: I have been Michael's number two guy for about five years, and we make a great team. We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart and I'm like Mozart's friend. No, I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy.
Ha - killer. Absolutely killer. Do yourself a favor and catch up on the re-runs this summer. Unless you, you know, have a life. Have a good weekend, people.
Oh, I almost forgot - big ol' HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my friend Mary over hnyaw. Life keeps getting better, don't it?
Michael Scott: Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
Pam Beesley: I suggested we flip a coin, but Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course by saying that, she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her.
Dwight Schrute: I have been Michael's number two guy for about five years, and we make a great team. We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart and I'm like Mozart's friend. No, I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy.
Ha - killer. Absolutely killer. Do yourself a favor and catch up on the re-runs this summer. Unless you, you know, have a life. Have a good weekend, people.
Oh, I almost forgot - big ol' HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my friend Mary over hnyaw. Life keeps getting better, don't it?
2 Comments:
The American Office and So You Think You Can Dance are for me the biggest pleasant surprises in my lifetime of TV viewing. Well, So You Think You Can Dance is more a jarring revelation of my own bitchiness ('She dances like her mother was impregnated by an entire Walmart...'), so I guess the Office and the time Sophia didn't follow-through on her marriage to Max are the biggest surprises in my lifetime of TV viewing. Oh, and Winnie Cooper.
('She dances like her mother was impregnated by an entire Walmart...')
I don't say it often enough, but I give thanks before every meal that we are blessed with Vinny's turn of phrase.
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