As the astute of y'all may have noticed by checking out the SHOWS section of the Scampernet, our little flurry of shows has come to a merciful end. So we're actually on a little bit of a break until the end of August when we get on a ferry and play a fun fun all ages show up in Maine (state motto: "Someone in your family has probably fondled a moose's balloon knot.")
It's actually nice to have a little break in the recent Scamptastic non-stop XXX action (that little phrase is going to get some unhappy visitors from google, eh?). Despite being a usually tight-knit group, each member of Scamper is spending his vacation in a drastically different way...
After his outstanding job coming up with the nickname The Dunkler, Keith Daddy has been recruited by Vince McMahon to come up with hot new wrestler gimmicks. Just wait until the wrestling world gets a load of the debut of John "The Head" Bandwidth, the WWE's most vicious battling online crossword puzzle enthusiast. This Friday on Smackdown!
On the other hand, Nate Diggity is chasing more lofty pursuits, leading a crack team of archeological experts on a perilous dig to the center of his own chest hair. While he's not sure exactly what dangers he will encounter on this death-defying journey, he has packed three extra pairs of silk boxer shorts, a can of pterodactyl repellant and a bologna sandwich.
Mikey Mike is spending his vacation retracing the route Tony Danza took on his 1992 trip to colonial Williamsburg. Like the majority of Americans, Mike likes to spend the bulk of his free time traveling the country in a half-broken Winnebago, re-enacting the more obscure Danza family vacations. I know, I know - what a cliche, right?
Which leaves your buddy Boogie. What am I supposed to do with my time off? Any ideas?
It's actually nice to have a little break in the recent Scamptastic non-stop XXX action (that little phrase is going to get some unhappy visitors from google, eh?). Despite being a usually tight-knit group, each member of Scamper is spending his vacation in a drastically different way...
After his outstanding job coming up with the nickname The Dunkler, Keith Daddy has been recruited by Vince McMahon to come up with hot new wrestler gimmicks. Just wait until the wrestling world gets a load of the debut of John "The Head" Bandwidth, the WWE's most vicious battling online crossword puzzle enthusiast. This Friday on Smackdown!
On the other hand, Nate Diggity is chasing more lofty pursuits, leading a crack team of archeological experts on a perilous dig to the center of his own chest hair. While he's not sure exactly what dangers he will encounter on this death-defying journey, he has packed three extra pairs of silk boxer shorts, a can of pterodactyl repellant and a bologna sandwich.
Mikey Mike is spending his vacation retracing the route Tony Danza took on his 1992 trip to colonial Williamsburg. Like the majority of Americans, Mike likes to spend the bulk of his free time traveling the country in a half-broken Winnebago, re-enacting the more obscure Danza family vacations. I know, I know - what a cliche, right?
Which leaves your buddy Boogie. What am I supposed to do with my time off? Any ideas?
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What am I supposed to do with my time off? Any ideas?
Hang with Boris at the North Pole?
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all the hipsters are into crochet these days. you could make me a scarf. or you could ponder better maine slurs than those relating to moose nuts. that was an easy shot, dude. although it does remind me that some craftspeople in maine make jewelry out of moose droppings - they lacquer them. so that's another craft you could learn if you have some time on your hands.
I said a moose's balloon knot, not a moose's nuts. Don't you know what a moose's balloon knot is, Marypants?
I sure do miss Maine cuisine... Salty, but Mmm Mmmmm!
As far as I can tell, there are only two options...
1) Spend every Thursday-Saturday until your next show at the Courtside perfecting your rendition of "It's Raining Men" or
2) Hang out with your friends Laura and Tara (names cleverly disguised) and learn how true rock stars party, in order to give you the bad ass rocker edge you are so missing.
John "The Head" Bandwidth, the WWE's most vicious battling online crossword puzzle enthusiast.
I think that guy is in Campaign for Real-Time.
I've already eaten my bologna sandwich.
I've already eaten my bologna sandwich.
You idiot! With what are you going to bribe the CHUDs now?
All these assignments you keep giving us are making me tired... You can't keep living your life like a pick-a-path book! Can't you just come up with some options and we can vote and feel passively involved like the reality television-watching whores we've become?
Can't you just come up with some options and we can vote
Boogie does like posting polls on the message board.
Sure, I'll post a poll right now!
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