There are some things in life that are just undeniably funny. And I think we're all in agreement that one of those things is a dog that looks like Hitler. From Patton Oswalt's site:
How is that not funny? Can someone explain it to me? Because I don't understand. It's a dog that looks like Hitler. Come on - grow up, people.
You know who's not doing their part in making my birthday month enjoyable? The fucking Red Sox. Dropping series to the Devil Rays and the Royals? Three games back from the Yankees? WTF? Stop being such jerks - it's birthday month, you jerky jerks. I just showed you a dog that looks like Hitler. That's not enough for you jerks?
Ah well - Patriots season is around the corner... and Tedy Bruschi has a broken wrist. Duuuudes! A dog that looks like Hitler! Come ooooooon!
How is that not funny? Can someone explain it to me? Because I don't understand. It's a dog that looks like Hitler. Come on - grow up, people.
You know who's not doing their part in making my birthday month enjoyable? The fucking Red Sox. Dropping series to the Devil Rays and the Royals? Three games back from the Yankees? WTF? Stop being such jerks - it's birthday month, you jerky jerks. I just showed you a dog that looks like Hitler. That's not enough for you jerks?
Ah well - Patriots season is around the corner... and Tedy Bruschi has a broken wrist. Duuuudes! A dog that looks like Hitler! Come ooooooon!
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Whoa- reincarnation, perhaps? I mean, it would kind of be karmic justice for one of the world's most evil minds to be reborn as an adorable, helpless little puppy. I bet the little pooper is a bitch to housetrain though.
The one to Hitler's right looks like Patton Oswalt.
That man is a genius.
Patton Oswalt is a genius, not Hitler. Jeez, I need coffee.
Look at the wittle puppy. I wuv him. Wait, does that mean I think Hitler is cute? That is messed up or I am messed up. Effing Hitler.
The one on the left has diggity's chest hair.
Look at the wittle puppy. I wuv him. Wait, does that mean I think Hitler is cute? That is messed up or I am messed up. Effing Hitler.
In all fairness, Hitler was freakin' adorable when he was sleeping.
Thanks Brendan. Now I do not feel so messed up that someone else is in agreement.... Wait a second, maybe you are just a messed up. Effing Hitler!
Hitler single-handedly ruined what would have been the most hilariously ill-advised hipster facial hair trend of ALL TIME. He was a choochmonster.
Vinny's taking a courageous stance against Hitler.
I just want his heroism noted.
Kid if you will, Brendan, but I am sick of walking down the sidewalk and hearing 'Hey, that's the guy who loves Hitler.' It's time I got explicit about my not loving Hitler. At all. Not even a little.
Could you imagine a world where Hitler was allowed to live?....
The puppy probably paints better, as well...
http://arts.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,1841069,00.html
I did it again.
I look at that picture, completely by-pass the joke and scream "PUPPIES!!!"
I can't help myself.
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