The way I see it, the Red Sox did me a favor this weekend. By absolutely shitting the bed and losing four straight to the Yankees, they gave me the remainder of my summer back. No more playoff run, no more close games you think they have a shot at winning - I can go to bed early for the rest of the season. Think how well rested I'll be.
Last night, it was 3-3 in the 5th and you know what I did? I watched Venture Brothers and then went to sleep. Why stay up? The bullpen wasn't going to hold together. That's just a fact. I suppose I haven't utterly given up on the idea of the playoffs, but even if they get in with the wild card, it's not like they can win close games against good teams with this pitching. It's just depressing.
Ah well - at least one of my anti-prescient division predictions from back in April will come true. Unfortunately, it's the one that I didn't want to come true. Still, there's some solace in me being right and Keith being wrong. So at least the greater Boston sportsfan community has that little factoid to salve the weekend wounds.
In other news, the loooooong Scamper layoff is coming to a close at the end of this week as your local rock heroes return to action this Saturday night up in Maine. Apparently, we're playing on an island with a bunch of brown bears that are going to devour us or something. We really should have read the small print of the contract.
Last night, it was 3-3 in the 5th and you know what I did? I watched Venture Brothers and then went to sleep. Why stay up? The bullpen wasn't going to hold together. That's just a fact. I suppose I haven't utterly given up on the idea of the playoffs, but even if they get in with the wild card, it's not like they can win close games against good teams with this pitching. It's just depressing.
Ah well - at least one of my anti-prescient division predictions from back in April will come true. Unfortunately, it's the one that I didn't want to come true. Still, there's some solace in me being right and Keith being wrong. So at least the greater Boston sportsfan community has that little factoid to salve the weekend wounds.
In other news, the loooooong Scamper layoff is coming to a close at the end of this week as your local rock heroes return to action this Saturday night up in Maine. Apparently, we're playing on an island with a bunch of brown bears that are going to devour us or something. We really should have read the small print of the contract.
11 Comments:
RIP 2006 Red Sox.
What is that odd feeling?
Am I having a heart attack?
Oh, it's Craig Hansen and the hatred I have for him.
Awesome.
this blog sucks worse than barcelona. kay hanley couldn't help this fucking thing. maybe if you blow tom polce long enough, kay will drop by and sing with you. oh wait, she already has. but the real question is, did you swallow?
I know people are getting bored of you and the smart thing would be to delete and/or ignore you, but I just can't help it - you fascinate and delight me to no end.
Tell us more about yourself and not just the "Scamper sucks and everyone hates us blah blah blah yawn" stuff. We need more. You light up my life.
I'm the only thing keeping your three band members reading this blog.
But tell me more about you. I'm fascinated by what makes someone like you tick.
I don't know brendo... I can understand your fascination but I just wish this dude was a little funnier. He's doesn't have much in his bag of tricks does he?
I don't know brendo... I can understand your fascination but I just wish this dude was a little funnier. He's doesn't have much in his bag of tricks does he?
I don't know - the Tom Polce blowjob stuff is okay.
I'm going to reserve judgment and give our anonymous friend a chance.
dissapointed danny wishes i was funnier. i will continue to try but until then, why don't you pop in the latest (or oldest) scamper record and listen to how bad it is. you know, it's so bad it's funny? do that, then suck my dick!!
See what I mean? bo-ring.
I'll take "Things said after a Scamper show" for $100, Alex
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