Now, clearly we were having some fun yesterday in the comments section. Our new friend AIDS provided us with hours upon hours of incoherent entertainment. If it were solely up to me, this journal would be the AIDS show 24/7, but people have started to complain about getting confused by who's who and getting bored by the whole thing. What can I say, AIDS? You blew your wad way too early.
So here's what I'm going to do for you - I'm going to start deleting boring douchebaggy comments. Please feel free to keep commenting. If something is particularly funny or I feel this space needs an injection of your particular brand of nonsensical vitriol, I'll let you be heard. But it's going to have to actually be funny. You've got to earn it. So the gauntlet is laid down.
"But Brendo," you may be asking, "Aren't you a big 'free speech' guy? How can you censor this moron?"
You cats know I'm all for free speech. I gave this troglodyte free rein (or is it free reign? Both versions make sense to me. Diggity?) on the comments for at least a week or so. If AIDS really wants to continue his oh-so-logical quest against bands who aren't interested in major label deals, he's free to start his own blog. Blogs are like assholes these days: everyone's got one.
But warning - you've got to beat this guy. I just found out about him - too bad he quit. I was really enjoying him. Maybe he'll be back with a little encouragement.
So AIDS, thanks for the memories. Be funny and creative and you can come back, deal? (I'm only saying "deal?" as a formality - you actually don't have any choice in the matter.)
17 Comments:
Someone wrote a blog about how much they hate you. And it wasn't me. The world is an odd place.
That blog is awesome! How did I not know about this? Too bad this guy quit. I could use the entertainment.
Brendo's ass looks great in those cords, who knew Mike's legs were so sexy, and orange is Keith's signature color. As for Diggity, smoking hot jean. Are those designer?
All this negativity makes the Big Cat sad and bored. (Not cool). Time to throw on a little Leave Your Glasses On and cheer myself up.
Wow. The power of the internet at work!
I feel a whole lot dumber now. But thanks for the laughs. That blog is brilliant! Takes real intelligence to sound that fuckin stupid...
am i the only one who thinks it's clear that that blog is by the same guy? it's uncann: the unique misuse of english is almost identical and the overgrown teen angst is achingly similar.
also, and this has nothing to do with anything, i just want to say dan shaughnessy is a giant douchebag. it's probably his blog.
Whose life could possibly be bankrupt enough to start a blog like that?
oh man i love that, a bankrupt life. that phrase may enter the regular rotation. well played.
Whoa nice mullet Mike!
---==> C-to-the-o-bal
AIDS is welcome to email me privately if he so desperately wants to talk to me, by the way.
I mean, he won't. But he's welcome to.
Thank god, that AIDS guy was ruining it for all of us!
A king or queen reigns, but you rein in a horse. The expression 'free rein' refers to horseback riding. A rein is one of the pair of leather straps used to steer horses and a 'free rein' is when the rider is not 'steering' and the horse can do what it wants.
A king or queen reigns, but you rein in a horse. The expression 'free rein' refers to horseback riding. A rein is one of the pair of leather straps used to steer horses and a 'free rein' is when the rider is not 'steering' and the horse can do what it wants.
I thought that was the proper usage, but giving someone free reign i.e. the freedom to reign over their domain however they choose makes sense to me too.
"Believe me... we'd all like t o run around calling eachother 'nigga' but we dont do it b/c were white and it would be disrespectful. But you obviouly dont care about that at all so I'm glad your band sucks."
- Best. Ever.
Profound.
I preferred this entry. Simply outstanding.
'Have you heard about this thing Wikidpedia? Its a website that defines stuff and anyone can go on and change the definitions of shit and theres no way they can stop you. Im sure your seeing where this is leading... I totally changed Scamper's wikidpedia entry.
You can read it right here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scamper#Reviews
I bet they cant handle any criticism so that when they find out about it theyll probabaly take it off, but I dont care I think it's funny. Here's what I wrote...
"Scamper are four lame pretensious assholes who play crappy music to annoy the greater Boston area. They think their awsome but their really wicked bad."
so now anyone that looks up Scamper are going to find that review on there! I toatlly dont care if they take it down because its completely worth it just to see the looks on their faces when they see it for the first time before they take it down. And there's no way to know it was me... jokes on you again, Scamper assholes! LOL!'
Hmmm... Scamper pretends to be gay.
see, to me, this insinuates that he knows for a straight up fact that none of you ARE gay.
Like, maybe he made advances on each and every one of you at one point or another, you all turned him down, and now he is just bitter and set up that blog which he hasn't updated in over 4 months because he is so utterly heartbroken. Yes. He went up and complimented Brendan, and stupid Brendan didn't even REMEMBER turning him down. He was so crushed, he no longer has the inspiration to publish his hatred.
Man, I had my whip at the Kay Hanley show, since I ducked out of rehearsal to get there. Fuck... I coulda laid a smackdown on him. Hahaha.
Okay. I'm done now.
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