I was going to spend the morning annoying Keith Daddy (as I did most of yesterday via email), but I decided to be nice today, as he is a sick puppy and having a horrible day so far. The following is a top secret private conversation between us this morning that I am reprinting here without permission:
Keith: Question: when you are sick, should you stay up all night working?
Me: Absolutely. It's nature's medicine.
Keith: Oh, so it's a good thing?
Me: Yes, you feel much better now.
Keith: And the fact that I was in "firefighting" emergency mode and completely stressed out - that helps too, right?
Me: You didn't tell me that part. Not only are you completely healthy, but you actually have developed superpowers.
Keith: This is great. I'm glad I asked.
Me: Let me check the handbook... well, it turns out your superpower is the ability to tell the difference between decaf and caf coffee - without even tasting it!
Keith: That will come in handy. I guess.
So let's all cheer up our fallen comrade. Anyone have anything nice to say to Keith today?
You know what Keith really likes? When you come to his show this Tuesday at TT the Bears with The Working Title and Duresse. He loves that shit. Perks the little monkey right up.
Keith: Question: when you are sick, should you stay up all night working?
Me: Absolutely. It's nature's medicine.
Keith: Oh, so it's a good thing?
Me: Yes, you feel much better now.
Keith: And the fact that I was in "firefighting" emergency mode and completely stressed out - that helps too, right?
Me: You didn't tell me that part. Not only are you completely healthy, but you actually have developed superpowers.
Keith: This is great. I'm glad I asked.
Me: Let me check the handbook... well, it turns out your superpower is the ability to tell the difference between decaf and caf coffee - without even tasting it!
Keith: That will come in handy. I guess.
So let's all cheer up our fallen comrade. Anyone have anything nice to say to Keith today?
You know what Keith really likes? When you come to his show this Tuesday at TT the Bears with The Working Title and Duresse. He loves that shit. Perks the little monkey right up.
13 Comments:
Keith makes a mean cup of tea.
Keith makes a mean cup of tea.
Wow. That's all you people have for him, huh?
Keith is the nicest and smartest member of Scamper.
I farted.
(my farts always cheer him up)
Keith is an awesome dad!
Keith is the hottest member of Scamper.
Keith deserves to win the AL MVP.
Keith once held me for eight hours straight after I stubbed my big toe on the leg of a coffee table.
Keith deserves to win the AL MVP.
Seriously. If Jeter came in here with his scent of chilled grapefruit, clean oak moss and spice (ahem), and tried to be in a band with this bunch, they'd be just another bad bowling team.
And who wants to see that?
Seriously. If Jeter came in here with his scent of chilled grapefruit, clean oak moss and spice...
Keith's signature scent is a delightful mix of stick-on labels, baby wipes and disappointment.
Keith gives GREAT head
-Christobal
Keith gives GREAT head.
Eh, it's ok. Light on the teeth, but heavy on the weeping.
He also loves to lick the area of skin between my ass and my balls. I think it's called the Scamper.
-Christobal
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