Big congrats to my buddy Naomi who has finally finished the three-year long journey that is documentary filmmaking. Her film Twisted is finally cut and has been shipped off to Sundance where I'm sure it will be the toast of Colorado or Nevada or wherever the fuck Sundance is. Naomi and her sneaky cohort Sara even managed to hornswaggle Jon Stewart into narrating. These girls have got moxie, I tell ya!

In "quite possibly the greatest thing that ever happened" news, Vinny informed me this morning that the giant 300,000-employee company that he works for that shall remain nameless (let's just for the sake of argument call it "IBN") made a bit of a boner this morning. Apparently there was a newsletter sent out to hundreds of clients with a mistaken phone number on it. Now, when people call for tech support, they actually get...

wait for it...

wait for it...

A phone sex line.

Just when you think the world is shallow and meaningless, something like this happens. It's literally the most completely awesome thing that has ever happened in the history of the recorded universe. And I will stand by that statement to my grave.

Seriously - name something better that's ever happened. Polio vaccine? Psshaw! Ted Lilly fighting his manager when he took him out of a baseball game? Close, but not quite. Nothing can touch the pure unadulterated awesomeness of this morning's events at ol' IBN. I challenge you to prove me wrong, friends.