Aaaargh. And I don't mean that in the all-too-hip pirate sort of way. I mean "aargh" in the "I just went back to lifting at the gym this week after about three months off and my musclaroos are screaming" sort of way. It's shameful to admit it, but my biceps have turned into giant pussies.
But don't you worry - I will power through the aches and pains and continue my quest to transform my body from its usual "cookie dough" softness to a more rough-and-tumble "stale, crusty cookie dough" consistency.
In other news... okay, there is no other news. Seriously, there's nothing going on this morning. I am drawing a big ol' blank. This morning, I scoured the pages of Boston.com for some issue to discuss and the top international news story was this little ditty about Lindsay Lohan losing her bag at a London airport. Someone I don't give a flying tit about lost her bag. That's the best the AP can do for me today. Now that, folks, is what what we in the biz (the steel processing biz, that is) call a sloooooow ass news day.
So I'm throwing my hands up and phoning it in this morning. It's up to you guys - who wants to be a big hero and give us something interesting to read? Anything exciting going on in the world that the fellow Scampernauts should know about? Did you guys notice how I'm ending sentences with prepositions now? It's something to annoy Diggity with.
But don't you worry - I will power through the aches and pains and continue my quest to transform my body from its usual "cookie dough" softness to a more rough-and-tumble "stale, crusty cookie dough" consistency.
In other news... okay, there is no other news. Seriously, there's nothing going on this morning. I am drawing a big ol' blank. This morning, I scoured the pages of Boston.com for some issue to discuss and the top international news story was this little ditty about Lindsay Lohan losing her bag at a London airport. Someone I don't give a flying tit about lost her bag. That's the best the AP can do for me today. Now that, folks, is what what we in the biz (the steel processing biz, that is) call a sloooooow ass news day.
So I'm throwing my hands up and phoning it in this morning. It's up to you guys - who wants to be a big hero and give us something interesting to read? Anything exciting going on in the world that the fellow Scampernauts should know about? Did you guys notice how I'm ending sentences with prepositions now? It's something to annoy Diggity with.
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Perhaps this is the appropriate forum for people to theorize as to what the hell is going on here:
http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/8843/thanksgivinggv6.jpg
Oh, and the title of the picture is "Happy Thanksgiving," to add another level of befuddlement to an already puzzling scene.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14722892/
"What kid wouldn't want to play with a 3 foot-long, lily smelling, soft pink worm that spits?"
I love Mike's sad costume.
I don't feel well today.
I found this to be HI-LARIOUS!
http://www.theamericanjerk.com/?p=95
The American Jerk delivers once again. Good call, Tim.
You have giant pussies for biceps? That is wrong in so many ways.
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