The Germans have attacked my throat and nasal passages. I woke up this morning with my head floating in a sac of green mucous. Apparently while I slept, a million tiny germ faeries thought it would be fun to flutter in through my open maw and slice up the soft tissue inside my throat with razor blades.
Just in time for our big Avalon show tomorrow night. Come by and witness the great Froggy McGillicuddy on bass attempt to hit those sweet melodic high notes. As far as I know, it's still possible to sign up for a free ticket. But info on this doodaddy is all very hush-hush (i.e. we're not important enough to get our phone calls returned).
In other news, I decided that with recent goings-on in the sports world, it was a good time to renegotiate my Scamper contract. Keith wanted to sit down and hammer out a new agreement, but my new agent (Big Phil) insisted on a $13 million bid just to talk to me. Negotiations sort of slowed from there and the long and short of it is - after the OK Go show tomorrow night, I'm being traded to Japan for a large order of tempura shrimp and a used karaoke machine to be named later.
But don't cry for me, Nagasaki. Superagent Big Phil has already lined up some really cool endorsement deals when I get to Japan. Does anyone know what Japanese words literally translate into "Tucks medicated ass-pads"?
See you kids tomorrow night. Who's coming to the shizzow?
Just in time for our big Avalon show tomorrow night. Come by and witness the great Froggy McGillicuddy on bass attempt to hit those sweet melodic high notes. As far as I know, it's still possible to sign up for a free ticket. But info on this doodaddy is all very hush-hush (i.e. we're not important enough to get our phone calls returned).
In other news, I decided that with recent goings-on in the sports world, it was a good time to renegotiate my Scamper contract. Keith wanted to sit down and hammer out a new agreement, but my new agent (Big Phil) insisted on a $13 million bid just to talk to me. Negotiations sort of slowed from there and the long and short of it is - after the OK Go show tomorrow night, I'm being traded to Japan for a large order of tempura shrimp and a used karaoke machine to be named later.
But don't cry for me, Nagasaki. Superagent Big Phil has already lined up some really cool endorsement deals when I get to Japan. Does anyone know what Japanese words literally translate into "Tucks medicated ass-pads"?
See you kids tomorrow night. Who's coming to the shizzow?
8 Comments:
Does the Sox paying more than $51 million just for the opportunity to offer Matsuzaka another $40 million to pitch for three or four years mean I no longer have to hear that quaint Bostonian phrase 'The Yankees just throw money around' from any member of the Sox Nation not afflicted with Down's Syndrome EVER AGAIN?
Yeah, but that was always a retarded argument.
There are a lot of reasons to hate the Yankees. Spending money isn't really one of them for me. Personally, #1 is how uncomfortable Derek Jeter makes me feel when he looks at me with his kind eyes.
The Big Cat will be at the show - Been awhile though... I may have forgotten how to scream like a teenage girl for my pop heroes.
Some Please Please Me - might bring it back.
Had you made that request a bit more in advance, you stood a chance, Big Cat.
Dang.
Okay, how about Stunner? Will you play that?
Nice.
bc
No.
Okay, maybe.
Is it too late to add a couple of miso soups to the deal?
I'll be there with my new boots on!
Wicked mega Scamper publicity in Southie, yo.
I was on my way home from my show
(The Sorcerer @ MIT http://web.mit.edu/gsp/www 2 shows left wink wink) and this old dude, well, he may have been young but he was obviously a Southie drunk so you never know... anyway, so I see him at park Street wearing a Scemper/OKGO shirt and it made me happy and sad. he got off at Broadway and plopped booty down onto bench and layed there with SCAMPER advertised to the masses. I think he may still be there. I was happy because yay! publicity! but I was sad because i soooo want a t-shirt!!
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