We've got some late results coming in from last night's election:
Most likely to succeed at sneaky manuevers during a game of backgammon: Keith
Best dressed/class pedophile: Brendan
The real reason behind both the Spears and Witherspoon breakups: Nate
New freshman congressman from Montana's 7th district: Mike
As you can see, it was a great night for Scamper and a great night for democracy.
Speaking of democracy, we're in another one of those them thar popularity contests for y'all to vote for us. This time, it's the WFNX Last Band Standing contest. Just log in and vote for Scamper and we promise we'll make it so that queers can't marry and gay up our rock clubs anymore with their gay dancing and their rubbing eyeliner on each other's chest hair and shit.
Speaking of WFNX, we're getting more information on how you can get into this free Boston Phoenix show at Avalon with OK Go (who rocked the pants off The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night, by the by). You can:
- Listen to WFNX and call in when they give out tickets. Sounds like a longshot, but we hear it's actually been working for a few folks. Be sure to mention to the DJ that while OK Go is great and everything, you're really calling because you want to see Scamper.
- Sign up for the Boston Phoenix "Friends with Benefits" list right here. From what we can glean, you can either pick up your ticket at the Phoenix office or they will send you an "e-ticket" which apparently does not guarantee admission (we know, we know). You bring your e-ticket to the door and it's first come, first served from there. If it sounds complicated, that's because it is. But hey - it's a free show with the hottest band in the country. And OK Go.
- Tickle Nate's undercarriage with a feather. Granted, this isn't guaranteed to get you into the show, but if you demonstrate tickling dexterity and purity of heart, you just might be rewarded by a shower of sugar-coated gold dubloons!
Don't forget about emailing me at brendan@scamper.net if you want to get into the BU show with Casey Desmond on Friday night. It's another free one. Don't be shy - getting emails makes me feel like I have actual friends.
Most likely to succeed at sneaky manuevers during a game of backgammon: Keith
Best dressed/class pedophile: Brendan
The real reason behind both the Spears and Witherspoon breakups: Nate
New freshman congressman from Montana's 7th district: Mike
As you can see, it was a great night for Scamper and a great night for democracy.
Speaking of democracy, we're in another one of those them thar popularity contests for y'all to vote for us. This time, it's the WFNX Last Band Standing contest. Just log in and vote for Scamper and we promise we'll make it so that queers can't marry and gay up our rock clubs anymore with their gay dancing and their rubbing eyeliner on each other's chest hair and shit.
Speaking of WFNX, we're getting more information on how you can get into this free Boston Phoenix show at Avalon with OK Go (who rocked the pants off The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night, by the by). You can:
- Listen to WFNX and call in when they give out tickets. Sounds like a longshot, but we hear it's actually been working for a few folks. Be sure to mention to the DJ that while OK Go is great and everything, you're really calling because you want to see Scamper.
- Sign up for the Boston Phoenix "Friends with Benefits" list right here. From what we can glean, you can either pick up your ticket at the Phoenix office or they will send you an "e-ticket" which apparently does not guarantee admission (we know, we know). You bring your e-ticket to the door and it's first come, first served from there. If it sounds complicated, that's because it is. But hey - it's a free show with the hottest band in the country. And OK Go.
- Tickle Nate's undercarriage with a feather. Granted, this isn't guaranteed to get you into the show, but if you demonstrate tickling dexterity and purity of heart, you just might be rewarded by a shower of sugar-coated gold dubloons!
Don't forget about emailing me at brendan@scamper.net if you want to get into the BU show with Casey Desmond on Friday night. It's another free one. Don't be shy - getting emails makes me feel like I have actual friends.
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