Good news for those of you who like pointing and clicking things! Scamper will be losing our last online contest of the year! That's right: the Noise Poll nominations are out! Huzzah! The fifth exclamation point of the paragraph is upon us right... now!
For the uninitiated, every year the Boston indie rock magazine The Noise posts nominations of the best crap that happened on the Boston rock scene in the last year. This year, Scamper is nominated for Best Song ("Barcelona") and Best Centerfold (for this atrocity). So get over there and vote because it's all really quite important.
Actually, we're not sweating the awards too much anymore. We lose so so so so so so so so often that it really doesn't even sting anymore. As we learned from last year's Noise Awards, if you want an award bad enough, you just jump up on stage and take it. We're still waiting for Dinosaur Jr. to come claim their trophy. We're keeping it warm for you, fellas.
Since we never win any awards, maybe we should have our own year-end award ceremony. Perhaps the Scampies? I hereby open the floor for nominations.
For the uninitiated, every year the Boston indie rock magazine The Noise posts nominations of the best crap that happened on the Boston rock scene in the last year. This year, Scamper is nominated for Best Song ("Barcelona") and Best Centerfold (for this atrocity). So get over there and vote because it's all really quite important.
Actually, we're not sweating the awards too much anymore. We lose so so so so so so so so often that it really doesn't even sting anymore. As we learned from last year's Noise Awards, if you want an award bad enough, you just jump up on stage and take it. We're still waiting for Dinosaur Jr. to come claim their trophy. We're keeping it warm for you, fellas.
Since we never win any awards, maybe we should have our own year-end award ceremony. Perhaps the Scampies? I hereby open the floor for nominations.
13 Comments:
I nominate Christobal for Sportsman of the Year.
I nominate Mike Nastri for Best Scamper Bassist.
I nominate Mike Nastri for Best Scamper Bassist.
Seconded.
I nominate Mike for the biggest balls in Scamper.
Can I nominate that centerfold for "thing I never want to see again as long as I live"?
Can I nominate that centerfold for "thing I never want to see again as long as I live"?
I nominate Mike's balls for that.
I nominate Mike for the biggest balls in Scamper.
Mike Nastri of Mirabella? The answer to that is important in how I vote.
That centerfold still gives me the shivers.
I meant "or", but "of" adds something royal to the balls of Mike.
Mike Nastri of Mirabella
^ Mike Nastri's full title.
If I win for Best Centerfold, I will rip my shirt off at the awards ceremony.
"If I win for Best Centerfold, I will rip my shirt off at the awards ceremony."
That would be the balls and kind of hot.
If I win for Best Centerfold, I will rip my shirt off at the awards ceremony.
Why don't you just wear the silk pajamas? That way if you win, you can rip your shirt open, lie down on stage and recreate the moment.
"Why don't you just wear the silk pajamas? That way if you win, you can rip your shirt open, lie down on stage and recreate the moment."
Brilliant!
Not just for lack of bearskin rug, there's no way I'm laying down on that stage.
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