The football season is coming down to the wire, kids. Should I put my 6 for 8 playoff record on the line by making a few bold, yet sexy predictions for the championship games? I think I shall.
NFC Championship Game: New Orleans Saints at Chicago Bears
This is the point where I make my traditional "What if other sports were more like pro wrestling?" joke and predict that during a crucial fourth quarter drive, the entire referee staff will be looking the other way while the Seattle Seahawks sneak in from the crowd and waffle Bears quarterback Rex Grossman with a vicious steel chair shot to the head. By the time the refs see what's up, it's too late. Saints win.
That joke just doesn't stop getting funny for me.
Prediction: Saints: 24 - Bears: 17
AFC Championship Game: New England Patriots at Indianapolis Colts
Last week, my reverse triple jinx did wonders for the Pats. They snuck by a superior San Diego team. You're welcome, Boston.
This time, I don't think the Pats are going to need my help. The "rejuvenated" Indy defense is about to be exposed in a big way. Laurence Maroney is about to have the biggest game of his career. The storied Colts offense has not shown up at all during this playoff run and while I think Peyton Manning and Marvin Harrison will have a decent game, they just can't match up to our boy Brady who will sit back in the pocket and pick them apart, taking occasional breaks to run to the sidelines and bone your girlfriend. Why? Because he can.
Prediction: Patriots: 28 - Colts 20
Have a good weekend, all. I'll be shaking a tambourine tonight with French Lick over at the Sit N' Bull Pub in Maynard if you want to stop on by.
NFC Championship Game: New Orleans Saints at Chicago Bears
This is the point where I make my traditional "What if other sports were more like pro wrestling?" joke and predict that during a crucial fourth quarter drive, the entire referee staff will be looking the other way while the Seattle Seahawks sneak in from the crowd and waffle Bears quarterback Rex Grossman with a vicious steel chair shot to the head. By the time the refs see what's up, it's too late. Saints win.
That joke just doesn't stop getting funny for me.
Prediction: Saints: 24 - Bears: 17
AFC Championship Game: New England Patriots at Indianapolis Colts
Last week, my reverse triple jinx did wonders for the Pats. They snuck by a superior San Diego team. You're welcome, Boston.
This time, I don't think the Pats are going to need my help. The "rejuvenated" Indy defense is about to be exposed in a big way. Laurence Maroney is about to have the biggest game of his career. The storied Colts offense has not shown up at all during this playoff run and while I think Peyton Manning and Marvin Harrison will have a decent game, they just can't match up to our boy Brady who will sit back in the pocket and pick them apart, taking occasional breaks to run to the sidelines and bone your girlfriend. Why? Because he can.
Prediction: Patriots: 28 - Colts 20
Have a good weekend, all. I'll be shaking a tambourine tonight with French Lick over at the Sit N' Bull Pub in Maynard if you want to stop on by.
9 Comments:
If Brady is actually dating Giselle, I may need to ditch the Giants for the Pats. That's just sooo clutch. No way in hell Eli could pull that off, man.
Giselle? Really? Wow. Brady rules. But have you ever seen the arms on her? I noticed because I was at Fenway and she threw out the opening pitch. She threw it right over the head of the catcher to the backstop-none of that lame tossing it only 50 feet like our president. She's got like 4-inch pythons.
Hmm, maybe Brady can get her to fill the hole in the Sox outfield that JD Drew won't be filling next season.
Hmm, maybe Brady can get her to fill the hole in the Sox outfield that JD Drew won't be filling next season.
My boss came up and started talking to me so I read that quickly the first time and swore it said something along the lines of "maybe Brady can fill her hole". Though it doesn't say that, I'm sure there is little maybe is that.
Hmm, maybe Brady can get her to fill the hole in the Sox outfield that JD Drew won't be filling next season.
Ugh. Please don't remind me of that godawful signing until football season is over.
Though it doesn't say that, I'm sure there is little maybe is that.
Wow.
Ugh. Please don't remind me of that godawful signing until football season is over.
Still not signed.
Trot just signed with the Indians.
Fuck Drew. Let's just put Willie Mo out there and see what happens.
Wow.
bite me
Let's just put Willie [sic] Mo out there and see what happens.
He's a vegetarian.
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