Just as I was sitting here at work, feeling bad about the Pats loss and contemplating a long winter, the girl sitting next to me sighed and said, "My life can't be coming to this."
I responded, "What's wrong?"
She said, "I'm making a dog cake for my dog's birthday."
Yeah. Life isn't so bad out there, is it sports fans?
I responded, "What's wrong?"
She said, "I'm making a dog cake for my dog's birthday."
Yeah. Life isn't so bad out there, is it sports fans?
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Somebody's getting lazy.
Someone's also getting slammed at work.
Oh, and lick my balls, Nate. Don't post anonymously when I know it's you.
Or Tony. I know it's one of you assholes.
Or quite possibly Local Murph. That guy can be a real jerk.
You seem a lot less lazy when you need to defend yourself.
Maybe it's Betty White. She's always been jealous of me.
And yes, I mean Betty White from The Golden Girls. Not someone else coincidentally named "Betty White."
You have officially posted more in your comments than you did in your post.
41 more characters to be exact.
Local Murph would never do that!
Lick my balls.
I guess what I'm saying is "Elizabeth White" seems like a common enough name and I suppose someone could be born with that name and go by "Betty."
Lick my balls.
Does "slammed at work" mean "busy making flight arrangements to attend Bam Bam Bigelow's funeral"?
Does "slammed at work" mean "busy making flight arrangements to attend Bam Bam Bigelow's funeral"?
Ah yes, the Beast from Asbury Park. On April 2, 1995, I was in the back row of the Hartford Civic Center to watch the "main event" of WrestleMania XI - Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Lawrence Taylor.
It was the single worst thing I've ever seen in my life. Still, RIP.
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