Well, I went 3 for 4 in my playoff predictions this weekend, but I was the only spundit to correctly call the Belichick-Mangini man-hug, so I'll bump myself up to 4 for 4. Who's going to stop me? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg?
While I didn't manage to talk to the post-surgery JDog, we did exchange a view pornographic voicemails yesterday afternoon. Word on the street is that he came through the surgery like a champ and is now kicking it old school on painkillers for a while at his luxurious Rochester compound. Feel free to send get well greetings/taunts to joe@fooledbyapril.com.
In other news, I was at my parents' house yesterday afternoon, flipping between the ponderous NFL pre-game show and the sneak preview of the new VH1 reality show I Love New York. My mother looked up from her sewing for a moment and engaged me in the following deep and spiritual conversation:
Mom: Wow. She's really ugly.
Me: Yeah, she is.
Mom: Why would anyone want to win her?
Me: I don't know, mother. I don't know.
While I didn't manage to talk to the post-surgery JDog, we did exchange a view pornographic voicemails yesterday afternoon. Word on the street is that he came through the surgery like a champ and is now kicking it old school on painkillers for a while at his luxurious Rochester compound. Feel free to send get well greetings/taunts to joe@fooledbyapril.com.
In other news, I was at my parents' house yesterday afternoon, flipping between the ponderous NFL pre-game show and the sneak preview of the new VH1 reality show I Love New York. My mother looked up from her sewing for a moment and engaged me in the following deep and spiritual conversation:
Mom: Wow. She's really ugly.
Me: Yeah, she is.
Mom: Why would anyone want to win her?
Me: I don't know, mother. I don't know.
6 Comments:
Her mom is 10x uglier than she is.
I love the random white boy from Boston. What's his deal?
I also love the latin guy calling her a "little black girl" hahaha
It's so nice to have her back!
I just don't see myself watching this one. At least with Flavor Flav, he's sort of likeable. That carries you through all the horribleness.
Surreal Life Fame Games are looking good, though.
Batman beat the hell out of me
and knocked me to the floor
I got back up and knocked
him to the floor
He was being such a jackoff
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
I wupped Batman's ass
Wesley! I thought you were dead!
I love your mom and I've never even met her.
Surreal Life Fame Games are looking good, though.
That they are, my friend.
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