Hoo hah. It's cold out there, my little eskimos. In honor of the cold snap and impending snow storm, I offer my favorite joke about polar bears:

A daddy polar bear is tucking his kid polar bear into bed:

Kid Polar Bear: Dad, can I ask you a question?
Dad Polar Bear: Sure, son.
Kid Polar Bear: Are you sure I'm a polar bear?
Dad Polar Bear: What a silly question. Of course you're a polar bear, son. Good night.

The next night, the same thing:

Kid Polar Bear: Dad, you're a polar bear? Mom's a polar bear? You're both polar bears?
Dad Polar Bear: Of course we are. Go to sleep, son.

The third night, more questions:

Kid Polar Bear: Dad, are you positive? Your parents and mom's parents were both 100% pure bred polar bears?
Dad Polar Bear: Yes, I am positive. Why are you asking these questions?
Kid Polar Bear: Because I am fucking freezing.