Thanks to the smelly, unwashed masses that came out to TT the Bear's on Friday night to revel with us at the big Scamper reunion show '07. If you crapped out on us and no-showed the event, here's just a few things that you missed:
- Glassy-eyed Keith almost passing out several times during the set due to an illness. He's a little trooper, though. Even though he really wasn't well enough to be on stage, he didn't want to let you guys down. To make sure he remembered, we put a little note on the stage next to his set list that said "Hey Keith, DON'T COLLAPSE!"
- Many insulting jokes directed toward that douchebag Jason Dunn of The Luxury. My favorite:
I ran into Jason Dunn in the men's room earlier and said, "Wow, I can tell it's really cold outside."
He responded, "What do you mean?"
I said, "Well, your genitals are so shrunken."
He responded, "What do you mean?"
- Most importantly, you missed the singing debut of our own drummer/freshly initiated lead vocalist Mike Mirabella. He truly indeedly brought sexy back to the manlove-hungry audience. It was a sight to behold.
We enjoyed being a band again so much that I think we're going to do it again. How about... March 10 at Harper's Ferry in Allston? Let's make some phone calls and make this thing happen.
- Glassy-eyed Keith almost passing out several times during the set due to an illness. He's a little trooper, though. Even though he really wasn't well enough to be on stage, he didn't want to let you guys down. To make sure he remembered, we put a little note on the stage next to his set list that said "Hey Keith, DON'T COLLAPSE!"
- Many insulting jokes directed toward that douchebag Jason Dunn of The Luxury. My favorite:
I ran into Jason Dunn in the men's room earlier and said, "Wow, I can tell it's really cold outside."
He responded, "What do you mean?"
I said, "Well, your genitals are so shrunken."
He responded, "What do you mean?"
- Most importantly, you missed the singing debut of our own drummer/freshly initiated lead vocalist Mike Mirabella. He truly indeedly brought sexy back to the manlove-hungry audience. It was a sight to behold.
We enjoyed being a band again so much that I think we're going to do it again. How about... March 10 at Harper's Ferry in Allston? Let's make some phone calls and make this thing happen.
5 Comments:
Excellent show! Great job Mike.
And why didn't you come say hello Big Cat?
I'm hurt and offended and... hurt.
Hopefully I won't have a concussion by March 10!
I'm flattered that you're hurt and offended. My apologies.
If its any consolation - That was me behind the teenager girls - screaming like a teenage girl.
The really funny thing is that I wasn't saying "What do you mean?" because I couldn't HEAR you, it's because you were so fucking sloshed that you were essentially doing this:
Brendan THINKS he says: "Wow, I can tell it's really cold outside"
Brendan ACTUALLY says: "Wuhaaah, Ikingell ishelly colofide"
I was just trying to save you some face, my friend.
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