Hmmm... I was wondering how Keith was spending his vacation. He's always been a World War II buff, but this is taking things a little too far.
Gosh do I love the "Odds and Ends" section of boston.com. It's my favorite part of most days. Here are a few sample headlines:
Man gets probation for dead deer sex (Don't worry - it was a female dead deer. He's no homo.)
McDonald's seeks to redefine 'McJobs' (Sadly, this story has no link to that great "McJobs Program" commercial from the 80's with the mentally retarded kid working at McDonald's. I looked briefly for it on line, but couldn't find it. A little help?)
Hundreds line up for sheep testicles (No explanation necessary on that one.)
Gosh do I love the "Odds and Ends" section of boston.com. It's my favorite part of most days. Here are a few sample headlines:
Man gets probation for dead deer sex (Don't worry - it was a female dead deer. He's no homo.)
McDonald's seeks to redefine 'McJobs' (Sadly, this story has no link to that great "McJobs Program" commercial from the 80's with the mentally retarded kid working at McDonald's. I looked briefly for it on line, but couldn't find it. A little help?)
Hundreds line up for sheep testicles (No explanation necessary on that one.)
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I miss this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3b11ID04K4
And I know this isn't what you were looking for, but I just laughed at this for about 10 mins:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLOkqCuouvE
Quick, name four things you've seen today creepier than David Copperfield dismembering a woman and then pulling a 'You want it? SIKE!!!' move on her with a giant, greasy cheeseburger.
The McD's ad is great, but this was always one of my favorite bits he did throughout all my years of watching his specials:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpJ9_Ttu1nA
I was so in love with him when I was younger. I aspired to be one of the sluts he dragged up on stage. It was a life goal that I never followed through on. This is probably why I no longer set goals.
(Don't worry - it was a female dead deer. He's no homo.)
You shot a doe!
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