With Opening Day only six (six!) days away, the Red Sox are looking pretty strong. But there are a few lingering questions left to be answered in these last few days of training camp:

Curt Schilling: Pregnant?

While medical science has yet to discover a case of the elusive "middle-aged male pregnancy" (midliphus knockedupicus), it appears from photographs that our #1 starter may in fact be sporting a bump that would make Angelina Jolie blush. How will this affect the Red Sox playoff run as he reaches his third trimester in October?

Dice-K: still pissed about Nagasaki?

Sure - laugh it up, Hirohito. The rest of the city may be embracing your good nature and traditional work ethic, but I'm a stone cold racist, my friend. I remember a little thing called Pearl Harbor and also this really bad batch of sushi I had like a year and a half ago. I'm keeping my eye on you.

Tom Brady: does he just keep getting dreamier?

I know technically Tom Brady isn't on the Red Sox, but still... I know he's bad for me, but no matter how many supermodels the guy knocks up, I just can't stay away.

Yay baseball!