Gentlemen, start your wagering. To buck tradition, I'll start with the NL Central. Because I'm cawaayzee like that.
NL Central: St. Louis Cardinals. Pujols will kick the opposition in their poo holes.
NL West: Los Angeles Dodgers. Strong pitching and weeeeeeeak ass division will take this one. Arizona is starting to turn around, but not this year.
NL East: New York Mets. The offense could be killer and Pedro will return around August just in time for a playoff run.
NL Wild Card: The Chicago Cubs. That's right, I'm picking the Cubs. One of the worst teams in baseball last year will make a miraculous run into the playoffs... and then fail miserably due to injury-prone pitching.
AL Central: Cleveland Indians. If I keep picking them, one of these years they're going to make me look smart.
AL West: Oakland Athletics. They are the kings of the late August/September run and they just won't stop making the playoffs. I won't pick against them until proven otherwise.
AL East: Boston Red Sox. J.D. Drew has made me a believer!
AL Wild Card: New York Yankees. Even when they suck, they're still pretty fucking good.
Wild, shot in the dark completely ridiculous World Series picks: Mets over the Indians.
There. Done. I'm taking Monday off for a nice long Opening Day weekend. It's the greatest day of the year! Have fun! Wear a condom!
NL Central: St. Louis Cardinals. Pujols will kick the opposition in their poo holes.
NL West: Los Angeles Dodgers. Strong pitching and weeeeeeeak ass division will take this one. Arizona is starting to turn around, but not this year.
NL East: New York Mets. The offense could be killer and Pedro will return around August just in time for a playoff run.
NL Wild Card: The Chicago Cubs. That's right, I'm picking the Cubs. One of the worst teams in baseball last year will make a miraculous run into the playoffs... and then fail miserably due to injury-prone pitching.
AL Central: Cleveland Indians. If I keep picking them, one of these years they're going to make me look smart.
AL West: Oakland Athletics. They are the kings of the late August/September run and they just won't stop making the playoffs. I won't pick against them until proven otherwise.
AL East: Boston Red Sox. J.D. Drew has made me a believer!
AL Wild Card: New York Yankees. Even when they suck, they're still pretty fucking good.
Wild, shot in the dark completely ridiculous World Series picks: Mets over the Indians.
There. Done. I'm taking Monday off for a nice long Opening Day weekend. It's the greatest day of the year! Have fun! Wear a condom!
3 Comments:
Wait, you believe in JD Drew, but you DON'T believe in God? Or Santa? Really? Remember, this is JD Drew. He's older than I am and has never played a full season. Ask around.
Oh why not.
NL East: I'm also going with the Mets, but I say Pedro comes back pitching like Ramon.
NL Central: Cincinnati! Arroyo is going to win 40 games.
NL West: Dodgers, courtesy of Jason Schmidt.
NL WC: The St. Louis Puhols
AL East: Sox baby yeah. We clinch on the last day of the season, leading the Yankees by 1/8 of a game.
AL Central: White Sox
AL West: Oaktown
AL WC: Yankees
World Series: Aloud over The Pistons in the Conservatory
AL East: Boston Red Sox. J.D. Drew has made me a believer!
I'm actually thinking that this has more to do with you not wanting to have to deal with Alena and I ripping you a new one again.
Good job! Way to come around and be a team player!
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