In the words of Sir Elton John: "Saturday, Saturday, Saturday! Saturday, Saturday, Saturday! Saturday, Saturday, Saturday night's all right! Woo hoo! I love cock!"
Sir John's passion for his rooster collection aside, this Saturday night really will be all right at Harper's Ferry with the reuniting Mudhens. We go on at 9:30. It's been a good many years since the Mudhens have graced the local stage, so there is a chance that this one sells out as the evening goes on. But the Scamper Educated Guess (SEG) department made a ruling late last night that if you arrive by 9 or so, you'll probably be right as rain.
Some other rulings that came out of last night's emergency session of the illustrious SEG dept.:
- With the early start time, Nate and Mike may just enjoy a beer or two after the show.
- Despite being almost 400 miles away and having only one working appendage, Joe (don't bother clicking, he doesn't update anymore) will somehow obtain the high score of the evening on the Harper's Ferry "Big Buck Hunter" machine.
- Ann Coulter will call us all "faggots" to the riotous applause of the capacity crowd.
- As is his oh-so-charming tradition, Keith will forget to bring his neck tie to the show. He will be forced to borrow one... from Martin Luther King's grave!
- Enraged that Scamper is not covering a Kenny Loggins song, Hogg will wring his hands and laugh maniacally for 52 straight minutes and then read the first few chapters of Wuthering Heights to his cats. He's kind of a weird dude.
- The domestication of the dog will go on, unabated.
See you all tomorrow night. All of you!
Sir John's passion for his rooster collection aside, this Saturday night really will be all right at Harper's Ferry with the reuniting Mudhens. We go on at 9:30. It's been a good many years since the Mudhens have graced the local stage, so there is a chance that this one sells out as the evening goes on. But the Scamper Educated Guess (SEG) department made a ruling late last night that if you arrive by 9 or so, you'll probably be right as rain.
Some other rulings that came out of last night's emergency session of the illustrious SEG dept.:
- With the early start time, Nate and Mike may just enjoy a beer or two after the show.
- Despite being almost 400 miles away and having only one working appendage, Joe (don't bother clicking, he doesn't update anymore) will somehow obtain the high score of the evening on the Harper's Ferry "Big Buck Hunter" machine.
- Ann Coulter will call us all "faggots" to the riotous applause of the capacity crowd.
- As is his oh-so-charming tradition, Keith will forget to bring his neck tie to the show. He will be forced to borrow one... from Martin Luther King's grave!
- Enraged that Scamper is not covering a Kenny Loggins song, Hogg will wring his hands and laugh maniacally for 52 straight minutes and then read the first few chapters of Wuthering Heights to his cats. He's kind of a weird dude.
- The domestication of the dog will go on, unabated.
See you all tomorrow night. All of you!
3 Comments:
having only one working appendage
Are you referring to his dick?
the Scamper Educated Guess (SEG) department made a ruling late last night that if you arrive by 9 or so, you'll probably be right as rain
Your SEG department is, in fact, anonymous posts on your journal.
I think the SEG missed the call on this one, hope to catch you guys next time.
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