On the bright side of this whole Virginia Tech thing, at least this means we will be hearing a little less about Don Imus. So there's that.

Speaking of racist comments, I'm scheduled to appear on the Reverend Jesse Jackson's radio show tomorrow to apologize for the insensitivity of my comments. Regretfully, I said, "Sometimes I get Omar Epps and Mekhi Phifer mixed up." It was hateful and I apologize to the African American community, my family, and our God. I will be entering racial rehab as soon as I finish this sentence.

But you know what two things I'm NOT going to apologize for? First of all, I'm not going to apologize to Nate for ending that last sentence with a preposition. More importantly, I'm not going to apologize for rocking your gonards off on Tuesday night at TT the Bears with Damone and The Charms. Because let's face it - you people have that one coming. You've been bad little boys and girls.

There is always the chance of a sellout. The last couple shows have left a wake of disappointed bodies at the door. So plan ahead, poopies.