We've got a bit of a bad moustache news/good moustache news situation: due to a combination of some work-related issues and my shameful inability to man up and grow something reasonable on my upper lip in the truncated time period, the Moustache Show will NOT take place this Tuesday at TT the Bears with Damone and The Charms.
Don't fret, Rollie Fingers Fan Club - the Moustache Show IS on for the May 24 show at Hennessy's with Aloud, Rooftop Suicide Club and The Sterns. This way, those facially follically challenged among us will have time to grow a crumb catcher worthy of the Moustache Show tradition.
Funny story: we were discussing this over email yesterday, trying to make the final decision. At the same time, Keith was making a presentation at work and forgot to turn off the email notification on his laptop which was projecting onto a big screen. So every few minutes for about an hour, a small bubble would pop up with the words "Re: Moustaches." Keith's co-workers must have naturally assumed that he spends the majority of his day talking about moustaches. Which, of course, is true.
Good luck to our friends Baker in the WBCN Rock and Roll Rumble finals tonight. Remember - third place is the sexiest place of all.
Don't fret, Rollie Fingers Fan Club - the Moustache Show IS on for the May 24 show at Hennessy's with Aloud, Rooftop Suicide Club and The Sterns. This way, those facially follically challenged among us will have time to grow a crumb catcher worthy of the Moustache Show tradition.
Funny story: we were discussing this over email yesterday, trying to make the final decision. At the same time, Keith was making a presentation at work and forgot to turn off the email notification on his laptop which was projecting onto a big screen. So every few minutes for about an hour, a small bubble would pop up with the words "Re: Moustaches." Keith's co-workers must have naturally assumed that he spends the majority of his day talking about moustaches. Which, of course, is true.
Good luck to our friends Baker in the WBCN Rock and Roll Rumble finals tonight. Remember - third place is the sexiest place of all.
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This is a hijack! (Sorry Mr. Boogie):
I'll be seated near Bobby Abreu for tonight's game. Heckling suggestions would be appreciated.
How about "Bobby Abre-poo!"
How about, "You are a rude, thoughtless little pig. You don't have the brains or the decency of a human being. I don't give a damn that you're 12 years old, or 11 years old, or that you're a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do as far as I'm concerned. You have humiliated me for the last time with this phone."
You know, go the Alec Baldwin route.
Or you can go the other way and confuse Abreu, "Ortiz's giant, poorly groomed turkey of a head is available with your choice of sides, mashed potatoes, gravy, creamed corn, green beans, or potato wedges, none of which he can actually pronounce without six do-overs."
I'm glad I didn't send him any "Re: Blowjob" emails during that presentation.
I'm glad I didn't send him any "Re: Blowjob" emails during that presentation.
You probably could've gotten away with it, as I'm sure Brendan was sending him emails with the same subject title (in addition to the stache ones).
No, that was actually me emailing Brendan. I just CC'd Keith.
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