Movie recommendation time: see Hot Fuzz. The guys from Shaun of the Dead take a run at action movies, placing a by-the-book super cop in a small English village. Very funny stuff. Timothy Dalton and Paddy Considine are particularly good in it. So there you go. There's one night of your miserable weekend taken care of.
As far as this weekend's Yankees-Red Sox games go, I expect the Yankees to strike back and at least win 2 of them at home, probably the Saturday and Sunday games. Still, it's all going to be okay. Everybody just coooooool out.
In other news, a mouse died somewhere in the walls of my apartment. How do I know this? I can smell it rotting. Unfortunately, it seems to be stuck somewhere deep in the heating system, so I can't find the body to remove it. So I've just got to wait it out until its little corpse finishes decomposing. In the meantime, my place smells terrific. Anyone want to drop by?
Yeah, so there's that. Have a nice weekend, you rotting mouse cadavers, you.
As far as this weekend's Yankees-Red Sox games go, I expect the Yankees to strike back and at least win 2 of them at home, probably the Saturday and Sunday games. Still, it's all going to be okay. Everybody just coooooool out.
In other news, a mouse died somewhere in the walls of my apartment. How do I know this? I can smell it rotting. Unfortunately, it seems to be stuck somewhere deep in the heating system, so I can't find the body to remove it. So I've just got to wait it out until its little corpse finishes decomposing. In the meantime, my place smells terrific. Anyone want to drop by?
Yeah, so there's that. Have a nice weekend, you rotting mouse cadavers, you.
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I predict Julian Tavarez will have the night of his life on Sunday and pitch a complete game shutout. I predict a 2 hitter.
I predict at least one of the Yankees starting pitchers will, in fact, be a mouse cadaver.
I predict that Tavarez will hit A-Rod with a pitch and they will continue to show the clip of him and Dice-K discussing their plan of making A-Rod afraid of balls.
bullshit, A-rod never saw Balls he didn't like. (lick)
Actually, tonight's game might get rained out, and we may not even get to see Tavarez on Sunday. That's really too bad, because he's just so beautiful.
he's just so beautiful.
He's no Rod Beck, but his bubbly facial goodness makes me weak in the knees every time.
I just googled Rod Beck, and wow.
I'm at toss up. Hard to tell who's more attractive.
Tavares is much uglier than Rod Beck. He looks like he's wearing a Julian Tavares mask.
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a mouse died in the walls of your apartment? that's shocking! i'm shocked, i say! that apartment has been awarded the department of health's merit badge for "not a place where rodents and bugs live" three years running! shocked!
You're right, Rod Beck takes the cake. AND he has NO fashion sense.
Don't worry, Tavarez, Jesus loves you.
Speaking of ugly baseball players, who do you think is the ugliest: Tavarez, Giambi, or Randy Johnson?
Randy Johnson, by a long way. And on top of all that ugly, the man is 6'10 and weighs like 200lbs. He probably looks like a horror movie with his shirt off, eesh.
BTW, it's actually a credit to your new-found cleanliness that nothing else in the walls has eaten the corpse yet. Three or four years ago that dead mouse wouldn't have lasted fifteen minutes.
I stopped by yesterday to pick up my guitar.
It's a formidable scent. Stings the nostrils.
Does it mean that this is what Brendan is gonna smell like for a while? In this case, I temporarily revoke your invitation to my house.
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