A verbatim conversation with my boy Madden yesterday as the day was coming to a close:
Me: Have a good one.
Madden: You too - I'll see you Saturday.
Me: (frantically searching my date book) Wait - what's Saturday?
Madden: We're going to see Spider-Man 3.
Me: We are?
Madden: Absolutely.
Me: I mean, I will. But I don't remember ever talking about it.
Madden: In my dream last night, you agreed to see Spider-Man 3 with me on Saturday. I consider that a legally binding agreement.
Me: Madden, we've been over this dozens of times - I don't have the ability to read your mind, despite your continued insistence that I do.
Madden: Legally binding! See you Saturday!
So I guess I'm legally obligated to see Spider-Man 3 with Madden on Saturday. Any lawyers out there that can get me out of this one? I've been to the movies with Madden before - he gets a little handsy.
Me: Have a good one.
Madden: You too - I'll see you Saturday.
Me: (frantically searching my date book) Wait - what's Saturday?
Madden: We're going to see Spider-Man 3.
Me: We are?
Madden: Absolutely.
Me: I mean, I will. But I don't remember ever talking about it.
Madden: In my dream last night, you agreed to see Spider-Man 3 with me on Saturday. I consider that a legally binding agreement.
Me: Madden, we've been over this dozens of times - I don't have the ability to read your mind, despite your continued insistence that I do.
Madden: Legally binding! See you Saturday!
So I guess I'm legally obligated to see Spider-Man 3 with Madden on Saturday. Any lawyers out there that can get me out of this one? I've been to the movies with Madden before - he gets a little handsy.
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i'm surprised there's any arguement on that one.
isn't your "lobster vagina" in that movie?
Sorry dude, Madden's right. This same exact contracts related fact pattern was tested on the bar examination in the Summer of 04'. Luckily I studied for the agreeing to go see a movie in a dream as a binding contract area of law before the exam. Dodged a bullet one that one.
Sorry dude, Madden's right. This same exact contracts related fact pattern was tested on the bar examination in the Summer of 04'. Luckily I studied for the agreeing to go see a movie in a dream as a binding contract area of law before the exam. Dodged a bullet one that one.
Damn it! I knew I should have gone to law school instead of clown college. Curse those sexy giant shoes!
I'm going to be in NYC tomorrow and Friday in the middle of "NYC Spider-Man Week".....
...And I won't even be able to see this goddamn movie till next week, at least.
PWn3d!
Yes, well clearly going to law school has has very functional purposes in life especially when it comes to giving opinions on topics associated with Spider Man. Also, if you are a health lawyer such as I you get to read medical records pertaining to sexual dysfunction, weird growths, and paranoid dellusion when really all you are interested in is the back injury.
P.S. Henry, I am condifent that Spider Man will be out for another week.
...And I won't even be able to see this goddamn movie till next week, at least.
PWn3d!
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P.S. Henry, I am condifent that Spider Man will be out for another week.
Henry, if you don't go this weekend, you will NEVER see it. It will be immediately pulled from theaters and will never be put out on dvd or leaked on the internet.
You clearly don't really care about a dude bit by a radioactive spider. (Speaking of, does anyone else read the Metro in the morning? Are you sick of the stupid comic about the "radioactive spider"?)
Henry, if you don't go this weekend, you will NEVER see it. It will be immediately pulled from theaters and will never be put out on dvd or leaked on the internet.
See? Stacy knows what's up.
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I would like to see you around the park by accident.
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I wait for your news
Awesome.
That was the least creepy thing I've ever read.
I, also, wait for your news.
I think that late, but too wish sexual on I on to be for with him.
The Lord with provide for thee that can interpret what I just said.
Damn it! I knew I should have gone to law school instead of clown college. Curse those sexy giant shoes!
Anyone who goes to law school is a masochist. Unfortunately, I'm already too far to correct the error of my ways. Trust me, clown college is a much better waste of 100K.
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