Quick one for your Monday morning, as my beard has gone all Venom on me and started to retract into my face, infecting my very soul and causing me to be even more evil than usual. This morning, I garotted my upstairs neighbor with some dental floss.

The Boston Herald has named this Thursday's Moustache Show as their Show of the Week mostly due to the buzzy return of The Sterns. If you've studied anything about Scamper history (which still hasn't got enough votes in the House to be required as a subject in the junior high curriculum. Get out there and write your Congresspeople, people!), you'd know by now that we're more than happy to glom off the success of others.

So the Herald says come see us. And you should listen to them. They're almost an actual newspaper now.