I reached a new level of pub trivia idiocy this week. I decided it would be hilarious to not only play for my own team but start my own individual side team with all joke answers! I'm the greatest!
In honor of Meatwad, I named my team the Backstreet Boys and my first 4 or 5 answers were (of course) "Backstreet Boys." After a while, I felt I was boring the host with my constant Backstreet Boys answers, so I started writing him notes on the answer cards such as:
"Are you ok? You seem a little down."
"Be honest - how many of the waitresses here have you nailed?"
"Do you like me?" with check boxes for "Yes" and "No."
In the end, I had the distinct pleasure of having my main team finish first with 155 points and my other side team coming in last with negative 15 points. One of my prouder moments. Maybe I should just retire now.
In honor of Meatwad, I named my team the Backstreet Boys and my first 4 or 5 answers were (of course) "Backstreet Boys." After a while, I felt I was boring the host with my constant Backstreet Boys answers, so I started writing him notes on the answer cards such as:
"Are you ok? You seem a little down."
"Be honest - how many of the waitresses here have you nailed?"
"Do you like me?" with check boxes for "Yes" and "No."
In the end, I had the distinct pleasure of having my main team finish first with 155 points and my other side team coming in last with negative 15 points. One of my prouder moments. Maybe I should just retire now.
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There was no one else on your main team either, admit it.
There was no one else on your main team either, admit it.
Nah - I only barely contributed to my actual team win. I was too busy giggling.
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Were there any sports questions?
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Okay, so I make one grammatical mistake and I have to pay for it for the rest of my life???? DO YOU NOT KNOW FORGIVENESS??
Okay, so I make one grammatical mistake and I have to pay for it for the rest of my life???? DO YOU NOT KNOW FORGIVENESS??
homoeroticism is not the same as a grammatical mistake, henry.
never has been and never will be.
Okay, so I make one grammatical mistake and I have to pay for it for the rest of my life???? DO YOU NOT KNOW FORGIVENESS??
As moderator, I have the power to remove it, but I think I won't. It will remain in the archives as a symbol to future generations of your crapulence.
So, how many waitresses did he nail?
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