You know what I learned this morning? My college experience was nothing like Saved By The Bell: The College Years. No wacky hijinx, no ex-football player RD, no AC Slater. I was robbed, people.
You know what else I learned this morning? Opie and Anthony just aren't funny. I mean, they're not horrible or anything. They're just kind of dull and say the obvious joke every time. Always in that faux sarcastic voice. I've been giving them a chance for the past few months because they have a lot of funny comedians on the show, but I think I'm done. Don't hate them. Not offended by them. Just bored.
The third and final lesson of the morning? When you have a dream that you're Magnum PI, your waking life is guaranteed to be a disappointment. No matter what cool shit happens to me today, nothing could compare to being Magnum last night, tooling around Hawaii, punching guys out, kissing Erin Grey in her prime. I was totally badass. Real life continues to disappoint.
That's actually a lot to learn before 10am, don't you think?
You know what else I learned this morning? Opie and Anthony just aren't funny. I mean, they're not horrible or anything. They're just kind of dull and say the obvious joke every time. Always in that faux sarcastic voice. I've been giving them a chance for the past few months because they have a lot of funny comedians on the show, but I think I'm done. Don't hate them. Not offended by them. Just bored.
The third and final lesson of the morning? When you have a dream that you're Magnum PI, your waking life is guaranteed to be a disappointment. No matter what cool shit happens to me today, nothing could compare to being Magnum last night, tooling around Hawaii, punching guys out, kissing Erin Grey in her prime. I was totally badass. Real life continues to disappoint.
That's actually a lot to learn before 10am, don't you think?
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You know what else I learned this morning? Opie and Anthony just aren't funny.
THANK YOU!
i'd certainly take toucher and rich over them ANY day
O&A = lame.
I'm all about the social catharsis on shock and offensive comedy - but these guys are two lucky "barfly's" who opine on everything and talk louder and louder to make some purposefully ridiculous point. No wit or creativity.
Sit in any lower class bar in Central Mass and feed a couple of dude free Miller High Life and you'll get the same output.
Tape it and play it on air and you'll be a millionaire.
U.S.A! U.S.A!
Anyway - what does any of that have to do with Bruces Wild?
i'd certainly take toucher and rich over them ANY day
Agreed. Toucher and Rich are funny and original and most importantly not intelligence-insulting. A rarity for comedy talk radio.
Agreed. Toucher and Rich are funny and original and most importantly not intelligence-insulting. A rarity for comedy talk radio.
and who isn't a little curious as to how bad adolfo actually smells?
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