It's time for the full-court pimp, people. Here's the deal: Friday night is only two nights away. There's tomorrow night and then all of sudden there it fucking is! Right the fuck on top of you! Aaargh! It's Friday! I don't have tickets to the Scamper show at the Middle East! What am I going to do??? My life is ruined! Double aaarrgh!
But wait - what's this? It's the Brendo time machine. He can send us back to Wednesday morning. We can get tickets! Hooray! We're so happy and stress-free! Thank God for the Brendo time machine! Let's go see the Civil War next!
I'm sorry, you can't. The Brendo time machine is not a real time machine. It's just a metaphor for getting your tickets in advance for this sure-to-be-popular Friday night show at the Middle East with Wheat.
I'm sorry. I know you wanted to meet Lincoln. I didn't mean to get your hopes up.
But wait - what's this? It's the Brendo time machine. He can send us back to Wednesday morning. We can get tickets! Hooray! We're so happy and stress-free! Thank God for the Brendo time machine! Let's go see the Civil War next!
I'm sorry, you can't. The Brendo time machine is not a real time machine. It's just a metaphor for getting your tickets in advance for this sure-to-be-popular Friday night show at the Middle East with Wheat.
I'm sorry. I know you wanted to meet Lincoln. I didn't mean to get your hopes up.
3 Comments:
Thanks for the reminder but I think I'm just going to get there right before the show and call your cell phone six times in a row if they don't let me in. See you there!!
I was going to wait until five minutes before the show, then call you and ask if you could get me in to see The National. Saturday night would be fine, too, if you can swing it. A million tiny thank yous in advance!
screw lincoln, i was going to use your time machine to go back and explain to my young self that when looking to save a bit of cash, there are things worth buying discounted (ie. household items, electronics, etc.) and things you are better off paying full price for and not getting a large discount (ie. oysters, prostitutes, sushi).
ouch it burns.
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