I was watching a little morning TV this AM as I gussied myself up for the day when I happened to catch Diane Sawyer's in-depth, hard-hitting interview with Adam Sandler and Kevin James about their hilarious new gay marriage movie I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.
The funniest part of the interview was when Sawyer preambled with "Let me ask you a serious question..." It didn't really matter what was coming next. I was already sold. Game, set, and match. When Kevin James started making his "serious question" face, it was too much for me to handle. I had to take a second shower shortly afterward.
During the aforementioned serious part of the interview, Sawyer asked them about walking the line between portraying homophobic characters and making a homophobic movie. Sandler responded with "We went pretty far with their ignorance at the beginning so that it would help show they learned a lesson at the end."
Uh, dude? You just ruined the ending! How about throwing up a little "SPOILER ALERT"? They learned a lesson at the end? I would have NEVER seen that one coming! Now there's no reason to see the movie except for Jessica Biel in her underwear which I've already seen on the commercial twelve hundred times. You just cost yourselves $10 and whatever popcorn costs, Misters Misters!
Imagine they didn't learn a lesson at the end? The last scene of the movie is Sandler turning to James and saying, "Man, do I hate faggots." Then, the movie rolls the credits with wacky bloopers playing over the song "It's Raining Men." Now that movie might actually be worth seeing.
I should be in charge of everything.
The funniest part of the interview was when Sawyer preambled with "Let me ask you a serious question..." It didn't really matter what was coming next. I was already sold. Game, set, and match. When Kevin James started making his "serious question" face, it was too much for me to handle. I had to take a second shower shortly afterward.
During the aforementioned serious part of the interview, Sawyer asked them about walking the line between portraying homophobic characters and making a homophobic movie. Sandler responded with "We went pretty far with their ignorance at the beginning so that it would help show they learned a lesson at the end."
Uh, dude? You just ruined the ending! How about throwing up a little "SPOILER ALERT"? They learned a lesson at the end? I would have NEVER seen that one coming! Now there's no reason to see the movie except for Jessica Biel in her underwear which I've already seen on the commercial twelve hundred times. You just cost yourselves $10 and whatever popcorn costs, Misters Misters!
Imagine they didn't learn a lesson at the end? The last scene of the movie is Sandler turning to James and saying, "Man, do I hate faggots." Then, the movie rolls the credits with wacky bloopers playing over the song "It's Raining Men." Now that movie might actually be worth seeing.
I should be in charge of everything.
9 Comments:
wouln't it be "misters mister" like "attorneys general?"
What if it did rain men?
Jessica Biel hasn't looked that good since Flashdance
wouln't it be "misters mister" like "attorneys general?"
or mr. misters
It never ceases to amaze me what part of the journal people focus on. The "misters misters" thing was a typo that I kept in because it looked funnier. And here we are, having a discussion about it.
Isn't life unpredictable? Fah?
"Game. Set. Match."
Ha! Brilliant.
Michael Vick......discuss!
"Game. Set. Match."
Ha! Brilliant.
See, THAT one took me about 3 hours to lovingly craft.
Thank you for appreciating what I do.
the dog, he bite my vagina.
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