Stop the world. It's Mike Mirabella's birthday.

Mike's birthday for Scamper is like Passover for the Jewish people. It is a day of deep spiritual reflection and sacrifice. It's not at all the haven of drunken debauchery and sloppy handjobs about which you have likely read in the local gossip rags.

Let us all take a moment here on this holiest of days to pay tribute to Scamper's holiest of holes: Mike Mirabella.

I'll be back next week with a full report on Mike's birthday celebrations as well as The Police show at Fenway. Fa figgidy fa!