I know I promised you highlights from the Police show at Fenway Park, but I'm too tired from staying up all night reading the final Harry Potter book (spoiler alert! Hermoine and Ron spend a full three chapters graphically experimenting with BDSM and scat play).
Not only did I stay up late like a gigantor idiot, but the humidity made it a little tough to get a restful, rejuvenating slumber. AND my alarm for some inexplicable reason decided to jump ahead daylight savings time and reduce volume by about 90%. I wake up at what I think is 8:40am and rush through my morning beauty rituals only to jump in my car, get halfway to work, and realize that it's actually coming up on 8 o'clock rather than 9.
I have no explanation. It must be Harry Potter magic.
Hoooooo boy, I am in the crankiest of cranky moods. If you wanted to goad me into an internet fight, this might be the morning. I'm feeling prickly.
Highlights of the Police show tomorrow. Fuck you guys.
Not only did I stay up late like a gigantor idiot, but the humidity made it a little tough to get a restful, rejuvenating slumber. AND my alarm for some inexplicable reason decided to jump ahead daylight savings time and reduce volume by about 90%. I wake up at what I think is 8:40am and rush through my morning beauty rituals only to jump in my car, get halfway to work, and realize that it's actually coming up on 8 o'clock rather than 9.
I have no explanation. It must be Harry Potter magic.
Hoooooo boy, I am in the crankiest of cranky moods. If you wanted to goad me into an internet fight, this might be the morning. I'm feeling prickly.
Highlights of the Police show tomorrow. Fuck you guys.
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I would also like that full report on Mike's birthday celebrations. I think someone slipped me a mickey.
I would also like that full report on Mike's birthday celebrations. I think someone slipped me a mickey.
I don't know if I'm qualified to make such a report due to my early exiting "party pooper" status.
Ron and Hermione are into poo? That JK Rowling is full of surprises, isn't she?
I liked the part when Snape busted into the writing room for the Simpsons movie and transfigured all the lame jokes into Season 7-worthy ones. That was cool.
Nate-you didn't like the Jamesons, eh?
I want the podcast back please.
i want the poo cast back please
i want ron and hermoine to poo on my back please.
i want the poo cast back please
You KNOW there has to be a scat-themed podcast named "The PooCast." I mean, there has to be, right?
Get on it, research team!
Yes
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