Still playing catch-up on the big week I missed...

Hogg - who as of last week is (gasp) somebody's dad - and I were discussing last weekend's "Concert for Diana." There were a few things from the event that really surprised us:

- Kanye West stopped in the middle of "Golddigger" and went on a ten-minute tirade about how the Queen of England hates black people.

- The laws of physics finally caught up with Fergie as her ridiculous face lift snapped back into place, injuring the first three rows of soccer hooligans at Wembley Stadium.

- Rod Stewart and Tom Jones tried on each other's tight pants and then made out for fifty-three straight minutes. It was actually a pretty good set.

- Elton John surprised the capacity crowd when he unveiled his re-REwritten version of "Candle in the Wind," this time dedicated to the memory of late Red Sox reliever Rod Beck.

Yup. Didn't see that one coming.