It's my new favorite time of the week - I humiliate myself by reveling in my fitness failure!
Brendo, last week your weight was 212 lbs. Your target weight loss was 3 lbs. Please step on the scale... (dramatic music)
Your weight this morning is...
211 lbs.
Well, I lost 1 pound. I didn't quite hit my target weight, but a pound is better than nothing. I ate pretty healthy, although there were once again too many beers consumed. But hey, it's summer and lah-dee lah-dee lah-dee, Brendo likes to pah-tee.
Still, only a pound lost in my second week on the program isn't encouraging news. Usually, the first couple of weeks of a diet are the easiest time to lose weight. From where I'm looking, 199 seems miles away. I'm getting a little discouraged and feel like I'm one high-calorie bender away from burying my face between the succulent bosoms of deep fried and caramel-dipped.
How about some words of encouragement, team?
Brendo, last week your weight was 212 lbs. Your target weight loss was 3 lbs. Please step on the scale... (dramatic music)
Your weight this morning is...
211 lbs.
Well, I lost 1 pound. I didn't quite hit my target weight, but a pound is better than nothing. I ate pretty healthy, although there were once again too many beers consumed. But hey, it's summer and lah-dee lah-dee lah-dee, Brendo likes to pah-tee.
Still, only a pound lost in my second week on the program isn't encouraging news. Usually, the first couple of weeks of a diet are the easiest time to lose weight. From where I'm looking, 199 seems miles away. I'm getting a little discouraged and feel like I'm one high-calorie bender away from burying my face between the succulent bosoms of deep fried and caramel-dipped.
How about some words of encouragement, team?
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Maybe you need something like this to scare you straight (straight both in eating and in your sexuality):
http://www.scamper.net/journal/uploaded_images/BrendoLobster-735221.bmp
If you're going to commit, commit 100%. Don't just drink a few beers, drink enough that you regurge it later.
You had a good time and lost some weight.
Everybody wins.
Self-induced vomiting! Do it!
You're going to be doing some vomiting on Saturday, aren't you birthday boy?
You're going to be doing some vomiting on Saturday, aren't you birthday boy?
Anonymous people know my birthday. The internet is weird.
In all fairness, you were a giant birthday whore last year.
In all fairness, you were a giant birthday whore last year.
True. And Brendo Birthday Month was nearly the death of me. I'm low keying it this year.
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