Yesterday, I was at the local college library looking up swear words in the encyclopedia when a girl appeared in the stacks wearing sunglasses. In the library.

I couldn't resist.

Me: It's bright in here.
Her: Huh?
Me: It's really bright in here. I can see why you would need to wear sunglasses.
Her: What are you talking about?
Me: The glare off the spines of these reference books. Positively blinding. The shades were the right accessory choice.
Her: Are you being sarcastic?
Me: Seriously, what's with the sunglasses indoors?
Her: How do you know I don't have a black eye that I'm hiding from my abusive boyfriend or something?
Me: I'm guessing if you did, you wouldn't be bringing it up in the first minute of our conversation.
Her: Whatever. (storms off)
Me: (looking in encyclopedia) Titmouse. Hee hee.

But seriously - let's wrap it up with the sunglasses indoors, shall we?