It's time once again to play America's new favorite game show: the Baby Brother Boogie Fame Game. You think you're famous? Not unless my little brother knows who you are.
Patton Oswalt: "Nope. Not famous."
Joe Rogan: "Guy from Fear Factor, right?"
Elvis Costello: "Yeah, he's very famous."
Billy West: "I know him from Howard Stern."
David Sedaris: "Nope."
Chuck Lidell: "Ultimate fighter, right?"
Shia LeBouf: "No idea."
Michael Imperioli: "Christopher from The Sopranos. Know him."
Ann Coulter: "Yup, unfortunately."
Ronan Tynan: "No." (I explain he's the guy who sings "God Bless America" during the 7th inning of the Yankee games). "I might know him by face, but there's no way I've heard his name."
Arsenio Hall: "Of course."
Dan Savage: "No idea. Related to 'Macho Man' Randy Savage?"
Heath Ledger: "Yes. Famous."
Wes Anderson: "No."
Wes Craven: "Yes."
Phillip Seymour Hoffman: "Yeah. I hate that guy."
David Beckham: "Yes."
Brice Beckham: "No." (Hogg will be so disappointed).
David Byrne: "No. Who's that?" (I tell him) "Oh, I know the band, but I don't know anyone's name. In any band, really."
Joe Welsh: "Unfortunately, yes."
I'm officially running out of borderline celebrities to test. Once again, I open the floor for suggestions. I mean, besides Cleavon Little.
Patton Oswalt: "Nope. Not famous."
Joe Rogan: "Guy from Fear Factor, right?"
Elvis Costello: "Yeah, he's very famous."
Billy West: "I know him from Howard Stern."
David Sedaris: "Nope."
Chuck Lidell: "Ultimate fighter, right?"
Shia LeBouf: "No idea."
Michael Imperioli: "Christopher from The Sopranos. Know him."
Ann Coulter: "Yup, unfortunately."
Ronan Tynan: "No." (I explain he's the guy who sings "God Bless America" during the 7th inning of the Yankee games). "I might know him by face, but there's no way I've heard his name."
Arsenio Hall: "Of course."
Dan Savage: "No idea. Related to 'Macho Man' Randy Savage?"
Heath Ledger: "Yes. Famous."
Wes Anderson: "No."
Wes Craven: "Yes."
Phillip Seymour Hoffman: "Yeah. I hate that guy."
David Beckham: "Yes."
Brice Beckham: "No." (Hogg will be so disappointed).
David Byrne: "No. Who's that?" (I tell him) "Oh, I know the band, but I don't know anyone's name. In any band, really."
Joe Welsh: "Unfortunately, yes."
I'm officially running out of borderline celebrities to test. Once again, I open the floor for suggestions. I mean, besides Cleavon Little.






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Meg White (better ask that one quick)
Where all the white women at?
white women are forbidden!
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