Tired of watching baseball on TV? Yeah, me too. The good news is that longtime Scamper buddy Will Dailey is making his national television debut on CSI:NY tonight on CBS.
Actually, I think he was on The Early Show this morning, performing his song "Rise" which was technically his national television debut. But his performance on CSI:NY will be his "National Debut on a Show Which Prominently Features Semen Found on Dead Prostitutes." And if anyone knows how to detect semen on a dead prostitute, it's our boy Will.
I hear Will may even have a line or two in the show tonight. Congrats, buddy. Give us another six months or so before we show up at your door to bask in your idolatry.
In other news, a co-worker is out sick this week with strep throat, causing some obvious concern for not only her health, but (let's be honest - more importantly) the chances of infection for the rest of us. One colleague of mine actually said, "I really can't get strep throat. I have to go to Maine for a family event this weekend. It's a bad time."
This kind of statement always makes me laugh. Is there ever a good time to get strep throat? Does anyone think to themselves, "You know - I could totally handle some strep this weekend."
Yay observational humor!
Actually, I think he was on The Early Show this morning, performing his song "Rise" which was technically his national television debut. But his performance on CSI:NY will be his "National Debut on a Show Which Prominently Features Semen Found on Dead Prostitutes." And if anyone knows how to detect semen on a dead prostitute, it's our boy Will.
I hear Will may even have a line or two in the show tonight. Congrats, buddy. Give us another six months or so before we show up at your door to bask in your idolatry.
In other news, a co-worker is out sick this week with strep throat, causing some obvious concern for not only her health, but (let's be honest - more importantly) the chances of infection for the rest of us. One colleague of mine actually said, "I really can't get strep throat. I have to go to Maine for a family event this weekend. It's a bad time."
This kind of statement always makes me laugh. Is there ever a good time to get strep throat? Does anyone think to themselves, "You know - I could totally handle some strep this weekend."
Yay observational humor!
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Boo. Went to the well a little too often, my anonymous friend.
honestly, on CSI, semen is found on everything, not simply dead prostitutes. that's too easy.
Everyone's a critic today.
I wish I had strep throat.
Which would have more semen on them- the living or the dead prostitutes?
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>We Are Scientists
Let the record show that this is a different Anonymous trying to get in on my act. Punk.
Let the record show that this is a different Anonymous trying to get in on my act. Punk.
Log in, pussy!
>Log in, pussy!
I would, but I don't want to embarrass Nate.
Let the record show that this is a different Anonymous trying to get in on my act. Punk.
I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm the one and only Anonymous.
Did Brendo get strep?
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