I just realized that last Friday's big announcement was actually the 666th post on this site. Devil horns.
Thank you all so much for your comments, phone calls, and emails about the Scamper hiatus. We're all very touched and moved by your kind words. Don't worry - there will be many more opportunities to tell us how much you love/lust us in the weeks to come. We're going to milk our farewell a million times worse than Kiss. By the time we're done whoring it up, you're going to be thinking, "Why again did I like these douchebags?"
But today is not for mourning. Today is for celebration. Yaaaaay Red Sox! A few comments:
- The pitcher batting is wicked gay. Enough. It's like watching white girls dance to soul music.
- Alex Rodriguez's agent Scott Boras chose the middle of Game 4 of the World Series to announce his agent's contract status. What a dick move. It almost makes me not want to spend whatever it takes to get ARod on the team. (I'm just kidding. They should break the bank and nab him. AND they should move him back to shortstop and keep Lowell at third. And get a time machine and bring back Pedro from '99). But still - dick move.
- I have never met anyone who doesn't hate Tim McCarver's commentary. There doesn't even seem to be a debate about this. How is he consistently calling the World Series? Can someone point me to a single positive thing anyone's ever said about the guy?
- Yay Patriots, too.
Now it's time to catch up on sleep for a few days and then head to the Dominican for Vinny Shit on the Face's wedding. Poor me.
Thank you all so much for your comments, phone calls, and emails about the Scamper hiatus. We're all very touched and moved by your kind words. Don't worry - there will be many more opportunities to tell us how much you love/lust us in the weeks to come. We're going to milk our farewell a million times worse than Kiss. By the time we're done whoring it up, you're going to be thinking, "Why again did I like these douchebags?"
But today is not for mourning. Today is for celebration. Yaaaaay Red Sox! A few comments:
- The pitcher batting is wicked gay. Enough. It's like watching white girls dance to soul music.
- Alex Rodriguez's agent Scott Boras chose the middle of Game 4 of the World Series to announce his agent's contract status. What a dick move. It almost makes me not want to spend whatever it takes to get ARod on the team. (I'm just kidding. They should break the bank and nab him. AND they should move him back to shortstop and keep Lowell at third. And get a time machine and bring back Pedro from '99). But still - dick move.
- I have never met anyone who doesn't hate Tim McCarver's commentary. There doesn't even seem to be a debate about this. How is he consistently calling the World Series? Can someone point me to a single positive thing anyone's ever said about the guy?
- Yay Patriots, too.
Now it's time to catch up on sleep for a few days and then head to the Dominican for Vinny Shit on the Face's wedding. Poor me.
7 Comments:
Wow, I miss one blog entry and it's the one where you announce the End of Scamper. Holy Snappers. Good luck to most of the members.
I just want to point out once again that I never liked A-Rod, and look forward to cheering for a 82-79 Yankees team made up of players who are more likable than a child-raping billionaire.
And I'm not saying that A-Rod is a child-raping billionaire, just that he will be by 2009 or so. Hope he gets that money here in Boston, so I can hear true artists boo him.
Pedro said...
Wow, I miss one blog entry and it's the one where you announce the End of Scamper. Holy Snappers. Good luck to most of the members.
Yeah, thanks for breaking up Scamper, Yoko. It's all your fault.
you're going to get a lot of readership with this in today's Herald
Anonymous said...
you're going to get a lot of readership with this in today's Herald
I was saving that for tomorrow. Now I have to think of something else to write about.
God, I can't wait for this band to be over.
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Scamper first, THEN Morrissey. I like it.
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