Happy Halloween, sluts! Time to get out your slutty outfits and slut it the F up. Once again, I'm going trick-or-treating as "A Horny Little Devil with His Tits Hanging Out and Also His Balls Are Out." It's just some good clean Halloween fun, you slutty whorey sluts, you!
You sluts are going to have to go without a journal for a few days, as I will be basking in a tropical (storm) paradise for the nuptuals of Vinny and the soon-to-be Mrs. Shit on the Face. If the sun does manage to eek out at all during the weekend (not predicted), I'll be sure to protect my pink baby-soft skin from the awful UV rays that set my Irish flesh on fire. And no, I don't want to borrow your sun block. It's not nearly strong enough. SPF 60, my ass. I wear an SPF t-shirt.
Any good costumes this year? This morning, Madden saw a Starbucks employee dressed as a Dunkin Donuts employee.
You sluts are going to have to go without a journal for a few days, as I will be basking in a tropical (storm) paradise for the nuptuals of Vinny and the soon-to-be Mrs. Shit on the Face. If the sun does manage to eek out at all during the weekend (not predicted), I'll be sure to protect my pink baby-soft skin from the awful UV rays that set my Irish flesh on fire. And no, I don't want to borrow your sun block. It's not nearly strong enough. SPF 60, my ass. I wear an SPF t-shirt.
Any good costumes this year? This morning, Madden saw a Starbucks employee dressed as a Dunkin Donuts employee.
4 Comments:
I'm dressed as a hungover dude who went to Van Halen last night and got in a fight with an asshole who spilled beer on me. Method acting.
Fight as in fist fight?
Punches were thrown! During Everybody Wants Some!!
It's times like these I really wish I still had your IM info.
Oh, everybody wants some, all right. Some signature Pedro ass kicking!
(PS - check your gmail).
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