An amusing quote from the long weekend - Madden and I walked into a barbecue restaurant to hear the waiter give his canned spiel: "This is the condiment bar with six different kinds of barbecue sauce."
Without missing a beat, Madden got this pout on his face and said, "Awww... I wanted seven." Funny.
Speaking of funny, I was flipping through my ol' television and saw a bit of the Kennedy Center presenting some award to Billy Crystal. I assumed it must have been for his charity work or something, but no - it was for decades of being "funny."
I have a question - how much money would you pay to punch Billy Crystal in the face as hard as you could? I think my asking price would be $65.
Without missing a beat, Madden got this pout on his face and said, "Awww... I wanted seven." Funny.
Speaking of funny, I was flipping through my ol' television and saw a bit of the Kennedy Center presenting some award to Billy Crystal. I assumed it must have been for his charity work or something, but no - it was for decades of being "funny."
I have a question - how much money would you pay to punch Billy Crystal in the face as hard as you could? I think my asking price would be $65.
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$500 for mid-eighties version, but he'd have to be halfway through saying "You look Marvelo.. *BAM!*.
Money well spent.
Are you suggesting a Punch Billy Crystal In The Face Charity Auction?
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