The latest goof from the Catholic Church: Cardinal O'Malley says that the Democrats' support of pro-choice candidates "borders on scandal."
Really? You're making statements on behalf of the Catholic Church and you're using the word "scandal"? I'd have to say that startling lack of PR acumen from a high ranking organization official "borders on retarded."
In other news, C.C. Sabathia wins the Cy Young? Really? I mean, I know you can't count the playoffs and his numbers were slightly better than Beckett's. But come on - Sabathia has already won the Greater Cleveland Area Sweet Potato Pie Eating crown three years running. Hasn't he won enough accolades? Let's give it to poor Josh Beckett. He hasn't accomplished anything important in a few weeks.
Amidst all this success, I find myself morphing into the gigantic asshole sports fan I've always wanted to be. I guess I used to revel in being the underdog. But I've got to say - I'm enjoying being a bully a WHOLE lot more.
Pats are running the table! Sign A-Rod and Lowell! The Celtics are back! Tom Brady's way better looking than you! I'm the best! Muah ha ha ha!
Really? You're making statements on behalf of the Catholic Church and you're using the word "scandal"? I'd have to say that startling lack of PR acumen from a high ranking organization official "borders on retarded."
In other news, C.C. Sabathia wins the Cy Young? Really? I mean, I know you can't count the playoffs and his numbers were slightly better than Beckett's. But come on - Sabathia has already won the Greater Cleveland Area Sweet Potato Pie Eating crown three years running. Hasn't he won enough accolades? Let's give it to poor Josh Beckett. He hasn't accomplished anything important in a few weeks.
Amidst all this success, I find myself morphing into the gigantic asshole sports fan I've always wanted to be. I guess I used to revel in being the underdog. But I've got to say - I'm enjoying being a bully a WHOLE lot more.
Pats are running the table! Sign A-Rod and Lowell! The Celtics are back! Tom Brady's way better looking than you! I'm the best! Muah ha ha ha!
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Go Revolution! Pile it on!
I have it on good authority that A-Rod was at Mass General this morning for a physical examination. Hmmm...wonder what that is all about?
Christ, this city really is insane. And cold. And fat.
Part of me hopes the Sox strat-a-ma-gize themselves out of Lowell, then sign A-Rod for 310 million, if only because the resulting 33 percent ticket increase would ensure I won't need to sit next to anyone from Mattapan next season. Go upper middle class!
Vinny, Tom Brady isn't that much better looking than YOU. I meant the other, worse-looking people reading this.
PS -
Don't look now, Vinny - but rumors are that ARod and the Yankees are close to a TEN year deal. Hee hee.
Meanwhile, if you don't count hockey or soccer (which no one should), a Boston team hasn't lost a GAME since October 16.
I'm the greatest! Fuck you, Vinny! Ha ha ha!
I apologize. Incidentally, my rage isn't directed at Tom Brady, who is likely the best-looking father of a bastard in the NFL, winning an easy victory over basically every single other non-kicker in the NFL.
Wooo, NFL Fever, contract it!
Uh huh, remind me to ridicule you when the Sox trade Clay Buschlagerholz, the kid who almost died of breast cancer, and that Apache windtalker of yours for Miguel Cabrera and his eating disorder.
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