Today, I am a doubly posting son of a beehive. From here on out, I'm going to be posting these journals not only on the Scamper site, but also on the MySpace of my new band, the Brendan Boogie Band.

Now, I'm aware that this might be confusing to some of my slower readers like Susie. "Wait - how can he be two places at once? I'm baffled and frightened!" It's a very simple explanation, kids. Clearly, there's a rift in the space-time continuum and a horny gay wizard gave me a portal key allowing me to "leap" through the fabric of existence itself. See? No need to be scared. Oh, and I have to wear a catheter while posting to the other blog. But I don't want to bog you down with details of that one.

So Scamper people, meet MySpace people. I'm sure you'll all get along famously.