While we wait for the announcement of the 2007 Joe Welsh Memorial Least Shitty Post Award, here are some awards given out in an earlier ceremony which no one attended because there was no "open bar" money left in the Brendocademy's budget (Once again, this may be confusing for all you MySpace readers, but there's a world of laughter over at the Scampernet):
Guest Poster of the Year: Hogg (runner up: Gore Vidal)
Best Thing to Yell Onstage During the Debut of a Band: Brendan Boogie (to Nate) - "Don't make me slap you upside the head with my dick!"
Funniest Thing to Order on a Pizza: Panda meat
2007 Most Anoying Grammer/Speeling Corektor: Nate Rogers (12th year running)
Favorite Place to Secretly Masturbate: The shower (Runner up: the audio/visual room of Circuit City)
Vinny Shit on the Face's Prejudice of the Year: Fat people/poor people (tie)
Least Anonymous "Anonymous" Poster: Tony (Runner up: Nate's scumbag brother Eric)
Mike Mirabella Quote of the Year: "I'm going to use the money from this gig to buy a sweater for when it gets cold out."
Thing I Least Cared About That I Was Supposed to Care About in 2007: Illegal immigrants (Runner up: TV shows where I'm supposed to vote for someone who sings/dances/models/makes an outfit best)
The David Lee Roth Award for Band-Quitting/High Kicks in Tight Pants: Keith Michel
and the big one...
Best Comment of the Year: "I love my dead gay Scion!" by Anonymous
Congratulations to all of our winners. The Least Shitty Post of the Year will be awarded on Friday which is coincidentally the 700th post. I love milestones! And the Flintstones! Underrated show.
Guest Poster of the Year: Hogg (runner up: Gore Vidal)
Best Thing to Yell Onstage During the Debut of a Band: Brendan Boogie (to Nate) - "Don't make me slap you upside the head with my dick!"
Funniest Thing to Order on a Pizza: Panda meat
2007 Most Anoying Grammer/Speeling Corektor: Nate Rogers (12th year running)
Favorite Place to Secretly Masturbate: The shower (Runner up: the audio/visual room of Circuit City)
Vinny Shit on the Face's Prejudice of the Year: Fat people/poor people (tie)
Least Anonymous "Anonymous" Poster: Tony (Runner up: Nate's scumbag brother Eric)
Mike Mirabella Quote of the Year: "I'm going to use the money from this gig to buy a sweater for when it gets cold out."
Thing I Least Cared About That I Was Supposed to Care About in 2007: Illegal immigrants (Runner up: TV shows where I'm supposed to vote for someone who sings/dances/models/makes an outfit best)
The David Lee Roth Award for Band-Quitting/High Kicks in Tight Pants: Keith Michel
and the big one...
Best Comment of the Year: "I love my dead gay Scion!" by Anonymous
Congratulations to all of our winners. The Least Shitty Post of the Year will be awarded on Friday which is coincidentally the 700th post. I love milestones! And the Flintstones! Underrated show.
8 Comments:
You fuckin suck!
You fuckin suck!
Now now - it's a bit early to be jocking for "Comment of the Year 2008," isn't it?
Now, Pheel - HE was a bad speeler.
2007 Most Anoying Grammer/Speeling Corektor: Nate Rogers (12th year running)
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Nate's scumbag brother Eric
Erik.
Who you calling a scumbag, douchehammer?
This list is bullshit!
Did the "I Hate Scamper" dude die? He's curiously absent from the awards list.
Did the "I Hate Scamper" dude die? He's curiously absent from the awards list.
He passed away in a quiet ceremony held earlier.
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