Without further ado, the winner of the 2007 Joe Welsh Memorial Least Shitty Post is...
(opens envelope) No surprises here - it's Brendo vs. the Tooth!
Since the tooth is now gone from my head, here to accept the award on the tooth's behalf is the Gaping Gum Hole In Which The Tooth Used To Live:
GGHIWTTUTL: "Wow. I mean this is really an honor. I know if the tooth were still alive today, he'd appreciate the fact that he caused Brendan enough pain and suffering to warrant his own journal entry. The tooth really fucking hated that guy. And who could blame him, really? I mean, would it have killed that fat little 8-year old Brendan to lay off the Sugar Daddies a little bit?
Now, I'm a simple gaping gum hole. I wouldn't dream of having the nerve (heh heh) to cause Brendan as much pain as my recently departed companion. Sure, I'm a little sore now, but he's already almost forgotten about me. But rest assured - the spirit of the tooth will live on in the creeping decay that he spread throughout the rest of Brendan's maw.
There will be more blood. Merry Christmas!"
And on that note, Merry Christmas to those of you NOT going to Hell. I'll be off the next few weeks and return strong 2008. Hoo-rah!
(opens envelope) No surprises here - it's Brendo vs. the Tooth!
Since the tooth is now gone from my head, here to accept the award on the tooth's behalf is the Gaping Gum Hole In Which The Tooth Used To Live:
GGHIWTTUTL: "Wow. I mean this is really an honor. I know if the tooth were still alive today, he'd appreciate the fact that he caused Brendan enough pain and suffering to warrant his own journal entry. The tooth really fucking hated that guy. And who could blame him, really? I mean, would it have killed that fat little 8-year old Brendan to lay off the Sugar Daddies a little bit?
Now, I'm a simple gaping gum hole. I wouldn't dream of having the nerve (heh heh) to cause Brendan as much pain as my recently departed companion. Sure, I'm a little sore now, but he's already almost forgotten about me. But rest assured - the spirit of the tooth will live on in the creeping decay that he spread throughout the rest of Brendan's maw.
There will be more blood. Merry Christmas!"
And on that note, Merry Christmas to those of you NOT going to Hell. I'll be off the next few weeks and return strong 2008. Hoo-rah!
1 Comments:
I think, in proper Scamper tradition of losing everything, the winner should have been a dark horse entry from some other band's blog.
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