With the holiday season upon us, some of you are looking for a place to spend that dough earmarked "Last Minute Charity/2006 Tax Deduction/Make Me Feel Like a Decent Person for Once in My Debaucherous Life."

Might I recommend Beards for Babies. If you haven't checked it out, my good friend/gaseous weiner Joe is raising money for children's charities by taking advantage of his natural talent for facial hair growing. Every little bit helps, so sponsor this wonderful man and his woefully unattractive beard.

And be grateful that he didn't go with his first idea for a charitable endeavor: Pubes for Puppies.