Back to life, back to reality. However do you want me? However do you need me?
I know you missed me, but here's a few last minute lessons I learned in the closing days of 2007:
- Joe's beard = horrific. I mean, you can see the photos, but it's an entirely different experience in person. I pray that you will never have the misfortune of witnessing him eat. Good heavens. This man is really suffering for his charity.
- Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story is REALLY funny. Don't be turned away by the lackluster commercials featuring a monkey. John C. Reilly hits this one out of the park. One of the craziest, funniest performances I've ever seen in a movie. A full-fledged brendomendation.
- New Year's Eve is surprisingly fun when you employ strict "light to moderate drinking" and "no shenanigans" policies. It turns out you don't need to be drunk and humping lampposts to have a good time. Who knew? No shenanigans in '08!
- Tom Brady has officially moved beyond the "man crush" category into something much more bizarre and psychosexual. I want to do some weird and disturbing bedroom roleplaying with that man. That's how much I love him.
- The perfect time to start pimping a last show is exactly one month out. And... what do you know? Scamper's Last Waltz is one month from today - February 2 at the Middle East Downstairs. Be prepared for the onslaught of emails, MySpace bulletins, and telemarketing calls. Our goal is to annoy you into attendance. We're going to make you so happy that we're breaking up.
- Apparently, 2008 is actually two thousand Nate. This is even better than the time Will Smith renamed the year 2000 the "Willenium."
I know you missed me, but here's a few last minute lessons I learned in the closing days of 2007:
- Joe's beard = horrific. I mean, you can see the photos, but it's an entirely different experience in person. I pray that you will never have the misfortune of witnessing him eat. Good heavens. This man is really suffering for his charity.
- Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story is REALLY funny. Don't be turned away by the lackluster commercials featuring a monkey. John C. Reilly hits this one out of the park. One of the craziest, funniest performances I've ever seen in a movie. A full-fledged brendomendation.
- New Year's Eve is surprisingly fun when you employ strict "light to moderate drinking" and "no shenanigans" policies. It turns out you don't need to be drunk and humping lampposts to have a good time. Who knew? No shenanigans in '08!
- Tom Brady has officially moved beyond the "man crush" category into something much more bizarre and psychosexual. I want to do some weird and disturbing bedroom roleplaying with that man. That's how much I love him.
- The perfect time to start pimping a last show is exactly one month out. And... what do you know? Scamper's Last Waltz is one month from today - February 2 at the Middle East Downstairs. Be prepared for the onslaught of emails, MySpace bulletins, and telemarketing calls. Our goal is to annoy you into attendance. We're going to make you so happy that we're breaking up.
- Apparently, 2008 is actually two thousand Nate. This is even better than the time Will Smith renamed the year 2000 the "Willenium."
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"It turns out you don't need to be drunk and humping lampposts to have a good time."
Look out Jermaine Stewart, I think the Brendan Boogie Band has a hit on its hands.
New Year's Eve is surprisingly fun when you employ strict "light to moderate drinking" and "no shenanigans" policies.
I could have used this advice 48 hours ago.
2008 is actually two thousand Nate
2KN, baby.
2008 is actually two thousand Nate
2KN, baby.
I couldn't be more thrilled at this development.
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