The Scamper's Last Waltz media blitz continues. Well, it's more of a deep prevent defense than a full-out blitz. We just don't have the manpower to be getting all "blitzy" on you.
ANYway, this Sunday night at 10pm we will be the very special guests of the very sexy Dave Duncan on WFNX New England Product. It's 101.7 in the Boston area and streaming online for those of you out of the sound of my horrific shout. Last time we were on the show, Mike's mom got mad at me for monopolizing the airtime by focusing too much on jokes about robots, time travel, and fires burning down buildings. I have since learned that fires are no laughing matter. It was a valuable lesson for me. Stay tuned this Sunday.
Speaking of no laughing matter, I took a little bit of flak for making a flip remark about the premature death of Heath Ledger yesterday. In all fairness to me, I had no idea that I was referring to The Greatest Actor of Our Generation.
Do yourself a favor and for the love of God, click on that link. My man Pedro gave it to me as a late batmitzvah gift and now I pass it along to you. Drink it in and then come on back to me...
You back? Good. Does anyone else think this isn't a real person? The similarities in tone and writing style to the Onion's Jean Teasdale are just too eerie. Pedro and I have been trying extraordinarily hard to resist posting comments on the article. So far, we've come up with:
- "Didn't I see you working at the Fashion Bug?"
- "This column is a slap in the face of the legacy of Brad Renfro."
- (and my personal favorite) "Click to enlarge."
We're not mean men. But my God, I don't know how much longer we can resist. Help us. We're only flesh and blood.
ANYway, this Sunday night at 10pm we will be the very special guests of the very sexy Dave Duncan on WFNX New England Product. It's 101.7 in the Boston area and streaming online for those of you out of the sound of my horrific shout. Last time we were on the show, Mike's mom got mad at me for monopolizing the airtime by focusing too much on jokes about robots, time travel, and fires burning down buildings. I have since learned that fires are no laughing matter. It was a valuable lesson for me. Stay tuned this Sunday.
Speaking of no laughing matter, I took a little bit of flak for making a flip remark about the premature death of Heath Ledger yesterday. In all fairness to me, I had no idea that I was referring to The Greatest Actor of Our Generation.
Do yourself a favor and for the love of God, click on that link. My man Pedro gave it to me as a late batmitzvah gift and now I pass it along to you. Drink it in and then come on back to me...
You back? Good. Does anyone else think this isn't a real person? The similarities in tone and writing style to the Onion's Jean Teasdale are just too eerie. Pedro and I have been trying extraordinarily hard to resist posting comments on the article. So far, we've come up with:
- "Didn't I see you working at the Fashion Bug?"
- "This column is a slap in the face of the legacy of Brad Renfro."
- (and my personal favorite) "Click to enlarge."
We're not mean men. But my God, I don't know how much longer we can resist. Help us. We're only flesh and blood.
4 Comments:
Do it.
You could've at least linked to the amazing transcription of said FNX NE Product interview (in the shows section).
Jeesh.
Those things aren't easy to do.
You could've at least linked to the amazing transcription of said FNX NE Product interview (in the shows section).
Link? I'm lazy.
Ahhhhh fat chicks that love actors way to much are so cute. She is precious, and extremly creepy.
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